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Manchester United the butchers Tottenham Hotspur are suffering on the hands of the great #ManUtd #manuvstott #EPL

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Breaking news : RT HON RAILA ODINGA HAS LEFT US. rest in peace former prime minister . It's a sad day indeed, #ripbaba

Two months ago in Johannesburg, 67-year-old Joseph Maoto successfully connected to Sayuni's WiFi Signal leaving behind a soap opera so spicy that even Tyler Perry producers are probably taking notes. Joseph is Simp both by birth & profession. He had been married to Thembi, 52, for 12 years. They had no kids together, but Joseph had been feeding, clothing, and paying school fees for her three children like a government bursary program. Life was peaceful until Joseph decided to shake things up like a loose woman on TikTok who's late on rent. One day, out of nowhere, he discovered his long-lost daughter, Melisa Manzini, from Limpopo. DNA confirmed the girl was his, and Joseph was overjoyed. Thembi, however, switched from wife mode to full-blown Thanos. She told Melisa, “Over my dead body will you step in this house wenaa”, utterances that made Joseph see with his mouth. Imagine raising someone else's cumzigo & when you bring in your daughter, she refuses to shelter your pikiin. Simps will always learn the hard way. This old man didn’t argue; he plotted like a Nollywood villain. He tiptoed to Home Affairs in silence, and registered his daughter Melisa as his wife! Yes you heard it right,, Omwami turned his daughter into his wife legally. Then he rewrote his will like a boss: house, cars, and the Mapetla tavern, everything went straight to Melisa. Weeks later, Joseph took a one way ticket to Sayuni, the dead men's world, and the system proudly declares Melisa as Mrs. Maoto! Thembi the goat wife almost fainted. The law told her to vacate the house by August 7th, and she had to leave faster than a tenant with rent arrears. Now Thembi is out there with nothing but memories, bitterness, and maybe a plastic chair from the tavern. Meanwhile, Melisa is driving one of the cars, probably sipping Jack Daniel's where Thembi used to sit. Ayaaam telling you Omwami, Simps who starts matches with handicaps will show us things. Our is to learn from them as we watch that thing called Mareej from a distance far. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

Alaaar. Namna Gani uku. Si wajaribu kuchoma.

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Manchester United Vs Chelsea FC GREATEST TEAM #MUNCHE MAN U VS CHELSEA

How the ball was passing through harry maguire to De Gea #MUNCHE #MUFC #entanglement

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Fear is gone

@Holy__Bible1 Amen 🙌

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@tugengirl @EmilyCompagno which Kenya . Pregnant women can't vote Sistaaa 🤷😅😅

Not all men are the same.😅 We will embarrass you.... 😂

“I am the Way and the Truth and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.” (John 14:6)

Thank you JESUS ❤️

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