Silky

shooter got back pain he walk with a stick

At the pickleball court holding my paddle over my shoulder like a buster sword

@LeaderGrev Looking tall as hell

Photoshoot 💕

@nichejock The lynchiality of it all😮‍💨

@nichejock Lynchian..

Naa some of y’all gonna be posting Spotify Crapped 🤢🤷‍♂️ Let’s have a great week everyone

you meet a bad jouster and they always blame the horse #BadJouster #BlameTheHorse

Buying another kapital jacket off eBay will fix everything. It has to

I’ll be live on twitch casting a VALORANT series between the most goated val players at @riotgames , alongside @Schwab_Cole and @penguinVALORANT starting at 11 PST . Come hang😌 Twitch.tv/teamrumble

If I was a pitcher in the World Series I would invent a secret new pitch that no one had seen before. That way no one on the other team would be able to crank a homer and I’d win the game

Roommate complaining about me having too many pumpkins in the house. I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I lived with the Halloween Grinch? Fuck off

@hasresin Please stop submitting player support tickets asking for naked Omen, we don’t even have agent skins - DARKxFEAR

@UnderscoreSilky when i submit that ticket to riot and got a response from DARKxFEAR

naming my kids after my favorite podcasters

I have a cousin in Germany who has a very serious antiterrorism police job, meanwhile his instagram handle is like “the awesome panda”

We used to call people “chopped liver”. Now we call people “chopped unc” 😂

@hasresin Six seven 😂

sometimes i feel like we've forgotten about one, two, skip a few

Not now kitten, daddy is busy being ironic online

Good times going over to my friends house in elementary school to play this game and then experiencing intense nightmares👍

Woke up with the memory of “green ketchup”, a shrek branded ketchup I used to eat as a kid that turned my poop green

@midsmoker34 @femcrave For your consideration, my first cormac and maybe the best thing I’ve read all year

@femcrave No Country For Old Men by Cormac McCarthy. About 150 pages in and literally can’t put it down. If you’re a fan of the film, I’d say you definitely have to give this one a read.

ice or latto? 👀 pic.twitter.com/jwhY2Z4d4N

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gobi_Dese… Lets go

Playing counter strike T-side and my teams like “go b, go b!” and I’m just like uhh so you want me to go to a desert? 😅🐪