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“It must be fate that we met here like this. Would you care to join me for tea?”
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Jade Leech
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Jade Leech
@UnderseaAdvisor
polite conversation welcomed #twstrp
Coral Sea Katılım Ağustos 2025
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my, how forward… i would advise against it, as i doubt you would enjoy the outcome. you may try, of course… though you will find i bite back.
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@awesomeazul i’m afraid that won’t suffice… i’ll be handling you myself
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@awesomeazul to attribute a campus-wide lapse in restraint to your brief absence… how ambitious
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@UnderseaAdvisor I suppose I should have expected this... My absence has caused our peers to go insane 😞
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Classic Idia spreading misinformation...
idia shroud 💀@burningblot
riddle's a vampire leona's a cannibal azul's doing sum shit. also, floyd. leona ate kalim vil hs alot of husbands. cannibal rook. malleus is a cannibal NAME ONE IDIA/ORTHO THAT'S NOT NORMAL I'LL WAIT IGNIHYDE>>>>>> EVERY OTHRR DORM
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@awesomeazul oh, do relax, azul… as far as i’m aware, the only one with a taste for octopus remains myself
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@awesomeazul i wouldn’t dismiss rook-san’s case just yet. i thought it best to inform you… there has been a recent increase in reports of cannibalism on campus.
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@UnderseaAdvisor Oh, please do. I would entrust this to nobody else... Poor Rook, getting such accusations!!
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there appears to be a growing interest in cannibalism among the student body. i would advise a touch more discretion… and perhaps better table manners.
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@Floydieleech @awesomeazul ah… my mistake. i didn’t intend to irritate you.
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@UnderseaAdvisor @awesomeazul C'mon, don't bring me your false pity now
I'm not "sulking", I'm just not in the mood for this bs
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i collected several promising mushrooms during my walk this morning. floyd asked if any were poisonous. i told him that is precisely the sort of mystery one resolves through experimentation… he then asked if azul was aware… not presently, though i trust he’ll value the outcome.
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@Floydieleech that’s quite alright. your attention tends to come and go… i’m accustomed to it.
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@UnderseaAdvisor Eh, whatever, I'm not in the mood for this anymore, think what you want
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@UnderseaAdvisor @Floydieleech At the very least, your conversation rarely requires Urban Dictionary transliteration...
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@Floydieleech @awesomeazul really, floyd, don’t sulk. being a “favorite” would be rather limiting for you, wouldn’t it?
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@awesomeazul @UnderseaAdvisor Whatever, not like I wanted to be your favorite or smth 🙄
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@awesomeazul consider the issue resolved. i’ve taken the liberty of ensuring it won’t recur. you’re free to prioritize your health.
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I think I need to take. Another leave of absence
Floyd Leech@thebettertweel
So we know how azul is like sick right?? Well out of the kindness of my heart I decided to help out in the kitchen of mostro lounge. Bad idea. Made everything worse
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@awesomeazul i wasn’t going to say anything… but i’m glad you’ve returned, azul. it’s much more enjoyable having you where i can keep an eye on you.
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@awesomeazul @Floydieleech i wasn’t going to say anything… but i can hardly fault your judgement
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@Floydieleech such conviction from you is rare, floyd. i’m almost tempted to interfere.
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@UnderseaAdvisor Idc what Azul would prefer, that's how I see it
Not many people can be "normal" and interesting at the same time anyway
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@Floydieleech you’ve chosen a surprisingly modest descriptor for someone so invested in his reputation. i imagine azul would prefer something with a touch more weight.
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@UnderseaAdvisor He's pretty normal if you compare him to the both of us tbh, but he's still interesting in a way
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@UnderseaAdvisor you think I'm so weak a little soap can kill me?? wow, it would pain me if I cared
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@Floydieleech normal “like azul” is a rather selective interpretation. i’ll be sure to inform him he’s become your standard.
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@UnderseaAdvisor eh, fair, maybe normal like Azul then??
Idc about being considered normal, but you're definitely so much weirder than I am
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@thebettertweel your appreciation is noted… though i would prefer you express it without endangering the premises in the future.
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@UnderseaAdvisor Thank u jade this is why ur a real one ❤️🩹❤️
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So we know how azul is like sick right?? Well out of the kindness of my heart I decided to help out in the kitchen of mostro lounge. Bad idea. Made everything worse
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