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(I am taking a table's order.) Me: "Okay, sir. What can I get for you to eat?" Customer: "I'll have a bacon cheeseburger, but if they add bacon to it, I don't want bacon." Me: "So, do you want a regular cheeseburger?" Customer: "No. I want my burger to have bacon on it. But if it comes with bacon, then I don't want bacon." (I have absolutely no idea what he is asking for, and all his friends seem to be as confused as I am.) Me: "Okay, just to make sure I am understanding you correctly, I am going to repeat what you are asking for." Customer: "Okay." Me: "You want a bacon cheeseburger, and if there is bacon on it, you don't want the bacon." Customer: "Right." Me: "But you definitely want the bacon on the burger." Customer: "Right." (Now all his friends are laughing, and I have no idea what to say. Suddenly, the customer realizes what he's been saying.) Customer: "PICKLES! Oh my God, I don't want PICKLES on the burger!" Me: "Oh, thank God! I was starting to think I went crazy!"

오골계 주인 진짜 나같음..

yo gimme that im tryna evolve my seadra

근데 ㄹㅇ임 폭닥한걸로 감싸고 주물거리면 10개월 이하 냥들은 n시간 안에 폭닥여리하찌집냥 됨

She just threatened 89% of politicians

THERE'S A CATHEDRAL SETTT??? this is a huge win for me 😭🩷

이럼서 왜 불평불만임?....

우와 ㅆㅂ

그럼 니도 “아이”가 박탈감 안느끼게 매직패스 사서 입장하면 되겠네 뭐가문제임 못사게막는것도아니고 자본주의 사회에서

This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10

Llevé a mi perrito a la estética y parece que ha dejado una vida de excesos y hasta consiguió empleo…

무의식적으로 많이 하는 말.

성희롱 당하는거 맞고 모욕센서 나락간건데 정신 못차리네

여시에서 남자가 정상인글 두번째로 봄

이새끼는 지금 페보니우스가 아니라 우인단에 들어가야할거같은데

また一緒にマルチしたいな....😢🔰

우리가 미래에 트윗질 할 거를 생각해보셈 신기할 거 없음

돌연사 아니고 ㅈㅅ 아닌가..

<Abidism> 추천합니다아 🥺 애비가뒤졋다는뜻이빈다

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