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@Idarabasimi Nag about what??.. u looking fine??🫤

@UnfunnyBae If only you're not going to nag about it later

It really doesn't sit well with me when men pretend to love this hairstyle just because it's cheap and they don't have to spend money.🤦🏻‍♀️

@BratzMonsterz @eliza___v Sure😂😏

@UnfunnyBae @eliza___v 😭😭😭 no wonder ur single and broke

This how easy I get turned off

@Itsasimajor @quesadaaa_ I know right 😂😏

@UnfunnyBae @quesadaaa_ It's pretty clear who the real daddy-less here is🤣

Real

@LRNROSE Women are now LYING to BE WITH MEN!?😳🤣 I swear we are the flyest generation of men to ever Walk the earth.. WE REALLY ARE THE PRIZE😂🙌🏽

im screaming. you really can just lie about your body count

@leodey4u Coz they believe "you've finally got what you wanted".. so actually being vulnerable and reciprocating is what's going to make you stay now🫤.... BITCH!!🤬 your change in behavior just made me realize u cud have been all these things before the sex .. u just chose not to🤦🏾‍♂️

Why babes de always catch feelings after knacks😭

@batlimbz @pricklyreloaded The self righteousness 🤮... "Let me teach u how to be a perfect human.. coz I've figured it out"💀

@pricklyreloaded i only ask for a man who’s willing to listen and learn 🫩

I highly doubt that every feminist on Twitter with a male partner has found “the exception”

And you bleed every month 😐... I'd pick my likkle pickle anyday over that nasty shit 💀😂😂🤣🤣

@uc15871 For easy movement 🤷🏾‍♂️

As a guy why you go wor wor come get small pr*ck???????🙄

You ever had a bitch try to sell you some pussy you already had? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thewatersideboi Even calling men "gay" "shy" "slow" or "colorist" for rejecting YOU💀

Insulting a girl because you couldn't get her is the highest level of stupidity.

@Unusual__angel I miss u , coz I like u... and coz I like u... I wanna fuck you... 😐 It not that complicated 🤷🏾‍♂️

“I miss you” no you wanna fuck me

@ItsMimaMonopoly Not every woman is comfortable with losing their ability to climax from jus penetration alone😃

Being weak in the knees for men who treat you poorly, just for a nut, when it’s sex toys out here that make women cum in 0.4 seconds is just poor pussy management. Seriously.

@Forty1_0 Women don't HAVE TO watch anything... Neither do men 😃 "Can't handle"😭💀.. gtfoh 😂🤣

the only reason ppl hate on it is because men can’t handle having a story not centered on their experiences 🙄 women have to watch 20 billion nerd coming of age stories but men can’t handle one cringe 13 year old girl movie…. Okay

@loveiceprincesz U need to update your male manipulation tactics 💀🤣😂... "You are weak if u don't do this" 😭💀🥀 That shit your mom taught you only worked on your father's ... Not the 2026 male💀💀🤣🤣😂

Nigerian males will kill gays, beat thieves, shame women publicly, but when it's time to kill the nearest politician to scare the government into giving them a better life they become tamed dogs

@lizzyjollof Women want men to be as lazy as they are with character assessment sooo bad💀💀🤣 Being a virgin just gets u inside the exam room.. the rest off the assessment ain't even began 😂

Seeing all this virginity talk reminded me of one of my uncles. He married a virgin and never missed a chance to brag about it. They had their first child, then two years later, they had their second child. When the whole DNA conversation got loud on social media, he was always so confident, beating his chest that his kids were definitely his. Until one serious fight with his wife 😭 To think they barely have issues but that fight changed everything. He went to his friends to vent, and as expected, the conversation somehow found its way back to DNA testing. That’s how my uncle decided to do it and upon seeing the result, he fainted😭 He couldn’t believe it when he woke up, he kept insisting the hospital must have swapped the babies 😌🤦🏾‍♀️ A family meeting was called. His wife didn’t say a word, she just kept crying and crying even in front of her own family. My uncle was losing it, he was crashing out so bad, he was still insisting the babies were swapped, until one of my aunties asked, “If they swapped the first, did they also swap the second?” That was when reality started sinking in. Long story short, their divorce is still in court. Funny how, she’s asking for some of his properties.🤦🏾‍♀️ To think till date, she didn’t say anything about who she had those children for. She didn’t even explain herself. My uncle said, he never suspected anything and to think my extended family really liked her, she was very beautiful, modest and well-cultured.🥹 My uncle has been told to get married again and anytime he hears that, he’ll get angry so bad😭🥹 So it makes me wonder, does marrying a virgin really protect you from things like this or is it just about people and their choices?

@PunkyTheSinger I'd be passionate about pussy too if I was the only niqqa hitting 😂💀.. shiiid

R&B don’t sound the same because niggas don’t be fuckin bitches until they’re sweating anymore. Them rnb niggas use to be deeeeeep in pussy, in love with the pussy. Nasty. These niggas ain’t fuckin frfr

@SophyaAdannaya Niqqas are spending nights at women's house's???.. dangerous games 🙆🏾‍♂️

I can never understand the concept of letting a man spend the night in your place as a woman!