The funniest part is that this is genuinely what the movie is about
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Pizza Movie (2026)
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@h4wktuah It’s about this guy named pizza who makes a Christmas wish that his family would disappear and then they go on vacation without him and Pizza has to defend his house from two burglars called the cheesy bandits
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Does anyone actually know the real plot to this movie?
FusionAnimations@FusionAnims
Genuinely intriguing
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@h4wktuah The man who lived like a DiddyTuahBallTortureJob69
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Never want to hear a dog person say "if your cat was your size it would kill you" again
Explorer Of Moments@ExplorerMoment
The world's smallest adult man, Henry Behrens, dances with his cat. October 26, 1956
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IF YOU ARE SLEEPING AND HAVE A DREAM ABOUT PEEING…. DO NOT PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@tboydirtbag @slayvideos Mattress tricks they don’t teach you in school
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@slayvideos i learned about this in mattress class. open the schools dawg
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@justalilguyEEEE @hotsoggi George Washington Carter peanut butter
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@arisilverhammer How could you not? They’re literally our host for this evening
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Thank y’all for moving on from the freaking N Word stuff. It feels like I can breath and won’t get bombarded by the same message on all of my things
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