The Unhipster

I’m trying to be cautiously optimistic but I reallly have no hope of 2020 not being a horrible year.

@mliebow @TaraBull Just add the tip into the cost of the food and say “no tipping please” and your bill will still be $122. If you can’t afford that, stay home. Restaurant margins are thin.

"If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to dine out." Thoughts?

@RuthServenSmith @aldotcom

Disruption in Alabama House as voting rights activist Dee Reed, protesting redistricting effort, is escorted out by security and state troopers. @aldotcom

@jerrysandersRTR I’d go Alabama, Florida, Ole Miss. Auburn and LSU went to the same Kinkos apparently.

Who has the best retro logo in the SEC? My top 3. 1. Alabama 2. Arkansas 3. Florida

As an unusually large man, I can tell you that putting your mass into a shoulder check like this is one of the most satisfying things you can do. Yellow shirt guy will be smiling every time he thinks about this for the rest of his life

@colecubelic You could pull OSU, Oregon, and Texas out of a hat and pick one. Media members riding Lane Kiffin’s jock at LSU need their credentials pulled. Texas will be overhyped and underperform as usual. It’s May. No one knows shit.

Who would you have as the number 1 CFB team entering the 2026 season?

@POTUS is in office, he’s fighting fraud, and things are Ok, and sure as shit here comes another fucking virus dropping on the world. There’s no fucking way I’m wearing a mask again.

@huudcapo That’s some Beverly Hillbillies stuff there. I’m loading up the truck.

You're digging in your backyard and this happens. What do you do?

@TDAlabamaMag Is friggin May. No one in the media knows shit from shineola at this point.

ON3’s College Football Insider, Brett McMurphy has Alabama missing this CFP and playing in the Duke’s Mayo Bowl in year 3 under Kalen DeBoer. Thoughts? tdalabamamag.com/2026/05/06/col…

@colecubelic @macandcube Aren’t we really talking about 12 bowl games as the first round? Honestly, how many players show up for games that aren’t playoff rounds if they go to 24? Might as well include all bowls as first round games.

24 team College Football Playoff... Good or Bad?

@Bama_Hammer Why?

Kalen DeBoer may need to change his plan for naming the Alabama football starting quarterback #RollTide bamahammer.com/kalen-deboer-m…

Good grief I miss when this app was funny.

I was in Dallas this week and ate at Whataburger. It was just as mid as every other time I’ve tried it.

@uaYAF @UofAlabama @PeterMohler @1819News @_YAFreedom Clone him and fire him twice.

UA Young Americans for Freedom is deeply concerned about the continued use of Charles Mills’ “The Racial Contract” by UA classes. UA YAF calls on the University of Alabama to review course materials to ensure compliance with Alabama law and University policy.

@TitleTalkTCL Brilliant!

okay who did this

So I got this going for me…which is nice. #sasinnovate2026

The Gaylord Texan is pretty nice so far. I may be the only cool person here tho.

@_Qstormrider @BamaBraz The mainstream press are all lemmings

🚨 BREAKING: SecDef Pete Hegseth stares right at the press and goes scorched earth, spelling out their insanity. I could watch this all day. "You, and I mean specifically YOU, the press, you cheer against Trump so hard, it's in your DNA and in your blood to cheer against Trump, because you want him not to be successful so bad, you have to cheer against the efficacy of these strikes. You have to hope maybe they weren't effective." "Maybe the way the Trump administration is representative isn't true. So let's take half truths, spun information, leaked information, and then spin it, spin it in every way we can to try to cause doubt and manipulate the mind, the public mind, over whether or not our brave pilots were successful." "How many stories have been written about how hard it is to, I don't know, fly a plane for 36 hours? Has MSNBC done that story? Has Fox? Have we done the story how hard that is?" "There are so many aspects of what our brave men and women did that because of the hatred of this press corps are undermined because people are trying to leak and spin that it wasn't successful. It's irresponsible." "You're undermining the success of incredible B-2 pilots and incredible F-35 pilots and incredible refuelers and incredible air defenders who accomplished their mission." "How about we talk about how special America is, that only we have these capabilities? I think it's too much to ask, unfortunately, for the fake news. So we're used to that."

@ShaneTuttleNCAA @BillRasure Short sentences. Short temper. Short dude. Short career coming in the UFL.

Diego Pavia posts and deletes a message on his IG story: “F*ck the nfl / I write my own path” Pavia was undrafted by all 32 teams in this year’s NFL Draft

I am in Grapevine Texas. I’ve never been here before. What is something I need to see or do?