University Taught Me

Uni has taught me you'll have nothing to do for a month and then all of a sudden you have 4 assignments due and 2 exams this Friday

CHAMPIONS!!! 🏆 🏆 🏆 Panthers beat @StagsFootball 24-15 to win the south conference!! Thank you to all are support this year #NoExcuses #allwedoiswin

"What would you do if you won the lottery?" "Pay off all my uni debt and then donate the remaining 50p to charity."

Can my family understand that I'm a guest in this house now, I can no longer participate in these house chores

Uni taught me if in doubt, extend your overdraft

When I'm at uni I miss home, when I'm home I miss uni

All I want for Christmas is my student loan.

Uni taught me to buy alcohol based on the strength and the price and not the taste.

Uni logic: The longer you wait to do coursework, the older you will be...Therefore the wiser.

The whole of December is basically spent deciding whether to spend money on nights out or your family’s Christmas presents

This sums up university

I would really like to treat all my friends and family for Christmas but I have about £4.32

Lecturer: "I expected you to do better in this module"

Emailing lecturer be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Lecturer: “sure” - sent from my iPhone

*pokes grades with a stick* "u ok?"

When someone talks about having 1st

Everybody's attitude for next semester

Coming home from uni like

When you're ready for Christmas but still have to take exams

When my parents ask how my semester went

Me