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Colorado legalized marijuana pastors please be careful when explaining what going up to "The high places" means.

Just walked past a half-inflated mylar balloon, in the dark, at knee level, and thought it was a child. Most terrifying quarter second ever

So now that Obama has another four years, is he going to stop terrorizing people overseas? theatlantic.com/international/…

If I were a candidate I'd bank on the prison votes. The poles and sharpened spoons would be heard. #nbcpolitics

Tonight's election is gonna be like Sandy? Leaving everybody powerless?! #nbcpolitics #TerribleSimiles

All the kings horses and all the kings men. #nbcpolitics #FauxFairyTaleTime

The Virginia governor has a foul mouth. #nbcpolitics #HideYaKids_HideYaWife_HideyaHusband

What's happening, twitter? Johnny Cash is writing a sorry song about how all the nice speeches might soon be gone. #nbcpolitics

Going around giving neighbors metal rods. The poles will be heard. #nbcpolitics

MIT is frickin prejudice. #nbcpolitics #M_Romney #MIT4MITt

My mechanic will probably take out his anger while he's working with stubborn fixes, I best vote to make him happy. #nbcpolitics #Georgia

My cat attacked me when I got home from the poles, I guess mother nature knows who likes her the least. #nbcpolitics

Down with slides, up with swings!

Work from 8am to 10pm #Thorsten

Will am Sa oder So jemand klettern gehen? #Thorsten

Hey @djs6990, I wrote you a letter! Well, an email one. semseyd -- please tell me that isn't your father or I'll never stop blushing.

@djs6990 Aye, the other night I thought, "It's a thursday, I should be at the stable, talking with V and shouting strange stuff at Dennis."

So, @djs6990, I almost wrote I'm a strong black woman and I don't need no man on a black girl's lyric-post status but I caught myself.

"Let's meet for coffee" - get a vanilla shake. "Let's go to church" - get a rock band and a comedian. All makes sense.

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