The Utd Banter Bench 🔴

@centredevils @MUFC_Youth First we invaded Arsenal and took out Heaven and Obi, then Spurs and we took out Thomson, now to City and we are taking out their prized young asset. Do you see a pattern? Do you see what we are trying to do?

🚨🚨| NEW: Manchester United have signed midfielder Karim Cassim from Manchester City. [@MUFC_Youth]

@ManCity Four more years of sitting on the bench! We will be there

We're delighted to announce that Phil Foden has extended his contract at City until 2030 🩵

@FootballSlayer_ Hilarious😂😂

"Hello, My name is Unai Simon, Spain's goalkeeper. Nice to meet you guys, I don't think you saw me, I was on the pitch too."😂😂

@mufc__brown Its not even a debate! The GOAT in many people's eyes is as clear as day

Fifa chose Messi, but the world chose Ronaldo 🐐✨⭐

@1958unitedblood 😂😂😂

@UnitedChuckles HE GAVE HIS PRIORITY TO ROMA BUT THEY WANTED SUMMERVILLE WHO HAD GIVEN HIS TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER 😂.....CRAZY TRANSFER WINDOWS

SHOULD BE MOVING ABROAD INSTEAD, NOW HES GOING TO BANTERED BY 3 PREMIER LEAGUE CAUSE IM SURE HE'LL STINK AT VILLA TOO.

@BB_MBH @centregoals @yagosabuncuoglu @MENnewsdesk I believe Youri improves our team immensely. He can comfortably slot into that 10 role. But I doubt he would produce the same numbers as Bruno. I would play the two alongside each other

@UnitedChuckles @centregoals @yagosabuncuoglu @MENnewsdesk They're looking at making the most profits from him now because it's too late. They have Santos and Tielmans now. In fact, it's believed Youri Tielmans can fill his boots. Bruno has suddenly become dispensable!

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes is 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 to a move to Galatasaray this summer. 🇹🇷 Manchester United want £64M for the Portuguese, but any club outside England can trigger the £56M release clause. [@yagosabuncuoglu via @MENnewsdesk]

@CR17Suuuiii @BB_MBH @centregoals @yagosabuncuoglu @MENnewsdesk You can't guarantee that my guy. I feel we can still get two good seasons out of him, then groom or recruit his heir

@UnitedChuckles @BB_MBH @centregoals @yagosabuncuoglu @MENnewsdesk Bruno in next season would be disaster bro

@ESPNUK And to you haters: Matthew 16:2–3 says it too😎: "You can predict when it'll rain and when the sun will shine, but you cannot interpret the signs of the times." The signs are there. Spain win the World Cup ==> United win the league.

2010: Spain win the World Cup 🏆 2010/11: Man United win the Premier League 🏆 2026: Spain win the World Cup 🏆 2026/27: ⏳🏆

@BB_MBH @centregoals @yagosabuncuoglu @MENnewsdesk Eventually that should happen, but which young players are available on the market that can fill Bruno's boots? I don't think there are many out there that we can realistically get this summer.

@UnitedChuckles @centregoals @yagosabuncuoglu @MENnewsdesk They're looking at his age and want to get younger players.

While they battle it out for the biggest in their local city, The BIGGEST club in the world is having a coffee in the garden following the spectacle 😂😂

“Arsenal are the biggest club in London” 😭

@Lea_EFC While they battle it out for the biggest in their local city, The BIGGEST club in the world is having a coffee in the garden enjoying the spectacle 😂😂

@BiGGBaGG01 Its going to be scary mate

GOOD MORNING REDS 😅❤️

@FabrizioRomano Madrid have done a good bit of business this summer. No doubt they have strengthened, but I think that right wing is still their weakness. No one has been able to nail a starting spot down. I think they should go all out for someone like Olise. Bring the Galacticos culture back

🚨🇦🇷 Real Madrid are ready to give the green light to Franco Mastantuono’s exit on loan this summer. No buy option clause; straight loan as Mastantuono seen in similar position as Endrick in January. More than 5 clubs in Spain and abroad, on it. 🎥 youtu.be/myIKTDS63jQ?si…

@utdreport Amad spoiling the locks pattern

Manchester United will wear the 2026-27 away kit against Rosenborg on Friday 🥶💙

@TSpursfan He's always been their GOAT btw, until he eliminated them from the WC. Now he is their enemy😂😂

I love English media fr😂😂😂😭

@ActiveMosh70209 Goodluck to them😂😂