Universal Quacks

Welcome to the dark side of theme park X 😘

All of the hardcore Bashir fans behind the screen: #fishtanklive

They're making James Drake cry in the closet again #fishtanklive

People love throwing around "Nontent" for people who arent starting fights all the time. You can passively be content without having to LE EPIC MOG THE TANK. You need something to watch during the down time, its why Josie was so popular right from the start. #fishtanklive

TTS keeps harassing the twins to ally with Bashir instead of voting him out like they're discussing in confessional. Bingo: "He doesn't want to be an ally he's a terrorist and we're the Twin Towers!" #fishtanklive

Jet and Ben need to get a screwdriver and take off every single lockable door in that house and put them all in the basement #fishtanklive

HOW DARE VICKY AND EMMA MAKE ONE OF THE TWINS UPSET #fishtanklive

@jake_coasters LMAO the last woman to go up against Jan Jones (who's had that district since 2003) got steamrolled so hard it wasn't even funny. Lindsay was a mommy vlogger that gave up her "career" for politics 🤭

It all becomes obvious when you visit her campaign site with a ton of buzzword drivel

This has to be the most annoying type of TikToker, casually relaxed on a chair or couch, ill informed, but still presenting things as fact. Classic politician.

@neontaster What proof has the FBI, a pedophile-protecting organization, provided that they are telling the truth?

What the actual fuck is Anisa doing to Head's feet 🤮 Been busy all day and that's the first thing I see turning on the stream. HARD PASS right now lol #fishtanklive

@Skeletondance0o Easily the best TTS voice. Makes me LOL every single time with how over the top it is.

The gay TTS voice is fucking hilarious #Fishtanklive

@Skeletondance0o Is it just fresh paint and new LCD screens?

I remember when some autistic Disney nerd proclaimed this refurb was going to singlehandedly compete with Epic Universe last year... LMAO

@BrettRx86 @abbytrad It's a nostalgia thing and takes me back to when I was 4 and 5 going to Disneyland for the first time, lol. Just these days I'd rather get a butterbeer because it's not as sweet and I can sip on it even in the Orlando heat without worrying about a mess.

@UniversalQuacks @abbytrad Et tu, Brute?

Rewatching the LOTR has made me realize, we will never get art in film like this ever again and that makes me sad.

@abbytrad @BrettRx86 I'll agree because Dole Whip is SUPER nostalgic for me. WAY back before you even walked the earth the Tiki Room at DLR was my mom's favorite attraction so we'd get Dole Whips and then get in line and watch the show with them. Nowadays I like butterbeer more, it's not as sweet.

@BrettRx86 Dole Whip still is better than butter beer.

graphics 👏 don't 👏 make 👏 good 👏 games

IT'S A GAY SHOW! #fishtanklive

Fucking sexy strippers pretending that they're being swatted LMAO Anisa the only one not holding her hands up and staring at their asses with a huge smile on her face. This is KINO strippertank right now #fishtanklive

@RCXcyclopedia @ATLSloan It's the exact same drive time to Carowinds lol maybe like a 3 minute difference. It's a decent drive up 85 until you hit NC and then the roads try to tear your car apart lmao. Maybe we might check it out this year if the hubs gets better, he hasn't been to Carowinds yet.

@UniversalQuacks @ATLSloan True got Carowinds too. Goliath is like a tease when you know Fury’s only a few hours north.

Hate to say it, but would advise all to stay away from the parks this Saturday. A bunch of the teenage scum of society who have useless parents and no morals are planning mass violent, chaotic takeovers at multiple parks across the country in the Six Flags chain. Credit the parks for taking this seriously and responding appropriately but they can only do so much especially when the violence leaks out into the parking lot. Why do we have to live like this as a society? There’s no reason for this antisocial behavior other than to hurt ppl. There should be legal consequences for those who plan these takeovers.

@RCXcyclopedia @ATLSloan Nah I've lived out here long enough that driving to Austell on 85/285 isn't worth it lol. I'll drive the extra hour and go to Dollywood and not have to deal with insane traffic the entire time.

@UniversalQuacks @ATLSloan Just avoid Saturdays and school vacation times and u should be fine.

@ATLSloan @RCXcyclopedia It's been happening every single year at SFOG with or without the chaperone policy and why we haven't been to the parks since the first huge fight where people got shot.

@RCXcyclopedia It won’t ever get any better until the parents are also made liable and face legal prosecution

VR won't be a thing until someone figures out full dive and AR won't be a thing until I can pop in contacts or wear any normal looking pair of glasses and have it work ✨ flawlessly✨