♔ 𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 ♔

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ “𝐈𝐌 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓‼️” ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐲 ✘ 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫 ✘ 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭 ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ⠀

⠀ Your team lost to the cocky little brat? Keep your money, she wants to bruise your cervix as payment instead 🤭 ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ˗ˏˋ♔ˎˊ˗ Broke bitches on route 1 can’t even pay her out for the win 🙄 Looks like she’s taking her prize a different way this time 😇 Don’t die on it now~ ⠀

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝐃𝐈𝐀•𝐌•𝐎𝐍𝐃ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝙵𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎 𝚊𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚍𝚘 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚌𝚕𝚎 𝙼𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ↻ + ♡ᅠ ᅠ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ˗ˏˋ♔ˎˊ˗ Rainy, foggy and cold outside today? Yeah, no. Hilda’s gonna keep her fat ass inside and have herself a lazy day. ⠀

@DoujiIbuki ⠀ All the red flags look white when she’s got a fat ass… ⠀

⠀ So that’s where her dollar went… Is there refunds? ⠀

@drunkwcrewolf ⠀ Isn’t it obvious~? 🤭 ⠀

⠀ Her shops getting review bombed online and she’s losing years worth of faithful customers who refuse to wait. Yet it doesn’t look like the shops gonna be open for lunch either 🤭 ⠀

@strongestpup Whatever, needy mutt. She’s getting caged for this later.

@UnovanBrxt pull em down entitely 🙄

rimjobs . giving or taking . she needs it .

<- Will piss down your neck after head

⠀ Take them out…? Nah- Hilda’s about to put a full box of pokeballs up there next! Turning Toph’s guts into her personal PC is much more convenient than hitting up a pokecenter constantly 🙄 ⠀

@WNDERMILF ⠀ The justice hag may need to drag her saggy tits to the doctors and get her eyes checked. She’s been out of the game too long to even be considered a threat anymore 🤭 ⠀

<- lets people dom You didn’t / really / think you could beat an Amazon, right?

⠀ What is she? A nun? Why’s she covering up so much!? She should totally try on one of Hilda’s old swimsuits instead~ Dunno if she’ll be able to hide even one of her nipples behind that top though… Oh well, not Hilda’s problem 🤭 ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ˗ˏˋ♔ˎˊ˗ Setting up a stall outside the beauty contest hall to sell home made potions to all the models walking by 🤭 Its nose hair burning musky aroma just means it’s real good for your gut health! ⠀

Does she even know how to properly suck on a tongue…?

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ˗ˏˋ♔ˎˊ˗ Hilda’s taking extra long to get ready this morning. But what can she say, she’s excited to start her journey~! Just hope mom doesn’t walk in 🤭 ⠀