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(UNPHOSIAN)!
@Unphosically
I'm an Unphosian and you BETTER BELIEVE IT! (Parody account run by @Missingmaniac)
HE/THEY BUT I PREFER THEY! Katılım Mart 2026
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@sweetglaaber ......Whateverrrr this conversations getting boring anyway
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@sweetglaaber Oh you just LOVE budging in conversations don't you
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@sweetglaaber Ok it stopped being relatable when you mentioned that guy
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@Unphosically Really? I wouldn’t know personally. You must’ve been one stupid Enphobo.
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Nevermind what the fuck they just hit a mate in 24 they’re literally barely bigger than the pieces
Del Lajerz@makindamillions
Vara didn’t feel like taking my kid. Little guy doesn’t even know how to play chess, how the hell am I supposed to care for this thing?
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@makindamillions Infants are usually "mindless" because they still need to develop their motor and thinking skills???
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@Unphosically Well I wasn’t exactly ready to be a father to a mindless infant. Atleast hes intelligent, albeit missing an arm.
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@makindamillions Your previous posts suggest you're not exactly very fond of your kid
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@AllanMallans .....I need to stop flirting with the Enphotic species
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@Unphosically brotha youre here now. might as well say what you wanted to say.
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i can be a fatass for a day

#1 PIERRE FAN🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉@AllanMallans
UNFOSIHUNT IS HERE, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!!
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@Unphosically says the one who left me heer... i wnot be long
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@theEPICESTenpho If you plan on staying for days, then I'm onna ask you to pay rent.
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@Unphosically I’d make it pitch black so you remember why you don’t have a real one in the first place.
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Nevermind. They unionized again and began asking for actually acceptable working conditions. That's the second time this year.
Del Lajerz@makindamillions
The Enphosians at one of my establishments are attempting to "Unionize" because I don't give them fair working environments. Of course, I rose their pay by a few- miniscule amounts of bintar. If only they knew how much I used to pay my previous workers!
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@makindamillions Aww, you'd make me a custom heart? Adorable. Really.
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@Unphosically Then I’d just have to make you one and hollow out a hole (if there isn’t one already..) where it should be and cram it in.
Then I’d rip it out.
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@makindamillions You can try as much as you can. But you won't find any resemblance of a heart in me. I lost it when I became an Enphosian.
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@Unphosically Id tear your own heart out and give it to yourself. Sound romantic enough?
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@makindamillions ..I'm starting to think you like me, you keep continuing this conversation and now you're complimenting me?
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@Unphosically My apologies, Aeorkg was the right spelling. You know just who I’m talking about.
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@makindamillions You keep egging for me to show up. You wanna see me THAT badly?
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@Unphosically Yet still you insist to keep on talk- so will you back that up, or atleast die trying?
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