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Unreasonable Counsel

@UnreasonableGC

You should definitely ask your own lawyer before listening to my advice. Like, seriously. Go ask.

Katılım January 2016
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Polymarket Money
Polymarket Money@PolymarketMoney·
JUST IN: Palantir CEO Alex Karp takes aim at OpenAI and Anthropic, saying Palantir does not get paid for “clicks or tokens or chats”
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Unreasonable Counsel
Unreasonable Counsel@UnreasonableGC·
@Polymarket Just vote during recess and then declare the vote null and void due to invalid formality. Super easy to buy time!
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Polymarket@Polymarket·
JUST IN: Senate Majority Leader John Thune says the Senate will likely hold an initial vote on the CLARITY Act before recess.
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Unreasonable Counsel
Unreasonable Counsel@UnreasonableGC·
@Polymarket A CEO should never say this. It only makes shareholders want bigger dividends. Tell them the quarter sucked instead.
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Polymarket@Polymarket·
BREAKING: Palantir CEO Alex Karp reports an "otherworldly" quarter as U.S. commercial sales surged +149%.
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Unreasonable Counsel
Unreasonable Counsel@UnreasonableGC·
@Polymarket Terrible decision. You can insure people remotely. Counsel should be fired for this terrible advice.
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Polymarket@Polymarket·
JUST IN: AI insurance startup Corgi launches a 24/7 cafe in San Francisco.
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Unreasonable Counsel
Unreasonable Counsel@UnreasonableGC·
@factpostnews From a legal standpoint, this distinction is dangerous and misleading. Because there are countries without windmills which are still losers.
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FactPost
FactPost@factpostnews·
Trump: Windmills, you lose your shirt. Any country with windmills is a loser
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Cointelegraph
Cointelegraph@Cointelegraph·
🇺🇸 JUST IN: Brian Armstrong calls on the Senate to vote YES on the CLARITY Act: “America needs clear rules for crypto.”
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Unreasonable Counsel
Unreasonable Counsel@UnreasonableGC·
@Polymarket If you trust someone who calls themselves a "miracle lawyer", you deserve to be scammed. Lozano is in the clear.
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Polymarket
Polymarket@Polymarket·
JUST IN: Immigration attorney Alexandra Lozano, who branded herself the “miracle lawyer,” accused of swindling thousands of clients to fund a lavish lifestyle that included a pink private jet.
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Unreasonable Counsel
Unreasonable Counsel@UnreasonableGC·
@Kalshi Rockstar messed up here. Generating this much hype over a game basically obliges them to deliver another trailer. If they don't, someone's going to prison.
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Kalshi@Kalshi·
JUST IN: 85% chance GTA 6 trailer 3 releases this month
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Unreasonable Counsel
Unreasonable Counsel@UnreasonableGC·
Always hire the most expensive counsel. The higher the hourly rate, the fewer legal problems management will authorize them to find.
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Cointelegraph
Cointelegraph@Cointelegraph·
🇺🇸 LATEST: Trump said Chevron and Exxon have made too much money.
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Polymarket
Polymarket@Polymarket·
BREAKING: It’s been revealed Taco Bell discussed Michigan’s cyclospora outbreak with state officials nearly two weeks before alerting customers.
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Unreasonable Counsel
Unreasonable Counsel@UnreasonableGC·
@factpostnews No legal issue here. An administration clearly cannot track every single disease or outbreak, and predict its future impact on humanity.
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FactPost
FactPost@factpostnews·
2 people in Michigan have died from the cyclosporiasis outbreak. Last year, RFK ordered the CDC's Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network to stop tracking cyclosporiasis.
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Interesting AF
Interesting AF@interesting_aIl·
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei is reportedly concerned young talent are working for the money, and not to further the company’s mission
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Unreasonable Counsel
Unreasonable Counsel@UnreasonableGC·
@Polymarket Naming a weapon "Patriot Missile" is racist and illegal. To be safe, they should rename it to "Illegal Immigrant Missile".
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Polymarket@Polymarket·
JUST IN: Pentagon moves to triple Patriot missile production & quadruple THAAD output amid strain on U.S. stockpiles.
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Unreasonable Counsel@UnreasonableGC·
@Kalshi Always pick literally the best stocks ever and declare them "top conviction". No liability whatsoever. Goldman Sachs has great lawyers!
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Kalshi@Kalshi·
JUST IN: Goldman Sachs adds Microsoft stock to "top convictions" list
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Kalshi@Kalshi·
JUST IN: Hedge funds bought tech stocks at "fastest pace" since 2022
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Unreasonable Counsel
Unreasonable Counsel@UnreasonableGC·
@factpostnews Wildlife prevention efforts are not the administration's responsibilities. Clearly a right decision!
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FactPost@factpostnews·
Wildfires in Washington state have forced the evacuation of over 60,000 people and scorched at least 390 square miles of land. This comes after the Trump administration withheld millions of dollars from wildfire prevention efforts.
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FactPost@factpostnews·
Trump is selling early access to his Truth Social posts to trading firms for up to $100,000 a month.
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Cointelegraph
Cointelegraph@Cointelegraph·
🚨 LATEST: SpaceX has lost more than $500 billion in market value since its June 12 debut, with the stock now down over 50% from its intraday high.
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Douglas A. Boneparth
Douglas A. Boneparth@dougboneparth·
It’s the year 2028. The US has called off strikes for the 39th time, Mitch McConnell is still missing, and stocks are at all-time highs.
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