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@UntowardUpbraid

I wish life was a safe space…

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I was the original emoji model 😐
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I sort of had Texas Hill Country in mind in drawling this.
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Seeing if flattery works with audiences…
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I do have to admit I misspoke and said “Brandon” instead of Brendan Carr, and then lambasted my audience for not knowing who I was speaking about. But they were probably confused because I said Brandon and not Brendan and I can forgive them for that.
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I meant to refer back to saying there was no translation in Spanish for Charlie Kirk, and hence the reason, I hadn’t been able to talk about it. And I totally forgot to say it!! It was one time joke only.
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The one time I was literally the only female in the whole room.
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I realized I have never put up a video attempting to highlight all the characters in my drawlings. So here is an attempt to so.
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My doctor bit… I really need to memorize
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I may be getting too relaxed… though I have always suspected when I remembered to suck my tummy in and not push it out I might be getting more comfortable up there and there was one brief moment I did actually remember to do so.
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Dig myself into an insult hole at the top and then stumble through my new medical drama material the rest of the way. A total success.
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I am not sure why people leave even before I pick up the mic… maybe I should brush my hair even more.
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A reel of my art in muted colors because I don’t know how to adjust my scanner. Maybe I need one of my genius photographer friends come over to help me. Also, the my friend Patrick introduced me to this song, whose birthday happens to be today!
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Doodling - perfect way to avoid writing. Writing - perfect way to avoid doodling. Both - perfect way to avoid cleaning.
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I had a very rough week in stand up, trying out new material & threw me for a loop all week & it was the first time in my two months of doing this I really thought it was hard & cried. But Ray is supportive & though I am not great in this video/at this mic I am committed
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Apparently going on vacation and taking a one week break was like a one month break for me. I was so rusty I couldn’t even remember my starter jokes. Well, at least I am back into the hang of performing in complete silence. Whew!
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