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@FedExHelp the local facility keeps delaying my package citing issues with trucks or drivers. It’s now been 1-week of daily delays and I keep getting the same excuses. Really disappointed with the final leg of delivery. Can’t even get seller to resend, it’ll be the same issues…

@UPSHelp I have a package that’s been sitting in a facility for almost a week. Is it lost?

@UnumFestival soooooo I just found out that there’s an UNUM festival (and Unum is my name!) and totally want to see if you have any promo clothing available online for purchase?

@AskTSA what’s the limitation on batteries for domestic flights? I have a portable charger for my phone but also have several rechargeable batteries for a dslr camera.

Why do people trying to get on elevators feel the need to stand directly in front of the door? The awkward tango of people trying to get off while you just side step is not fun.

People who have their keyboard clicks on and phone volume at 100% irritate me. Especially when you’re in an otherwise quiet shared space or office. Obviously you have no regard for other people.

Betsy DeVos has a brilliant idea. While paltry school budgets deny kids a decent education, she may let states use federal funds to buy guns for educators—not books, computers or pay raises. Guns. Meanwhile the Trump administration opposes all commonsense gun safety legislation.

When the person speaking at your meeting has a calm, soothing voice, nothing good can happen. Especially at 8am.

There’s a guy watering his lawn. It’s been raining for 3 days. Seriously, guy?

@lets_stalkjoey Fancy AF spirits.

@livigurl You need to watch The Great British Baking Show. I’ve been binging.

There are too many cooking games out there. What the hell is Fork Knife anyways?

@AskTSA I’m flying domestic from FL to MD, can I bring fresh whole fruit in a carry on?

#DoYourJob twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

Finally back on iOS. It’s been forever! Definitely missed it.

@UPSHelp your staff at the CC in Laurel MD was much more helpful than over the phone, walked away with my box. They all deserve a raise!

I don't who keeps trying to reset my password but please stop. I registered this handle years ago.

can't wait to show this to my landlord when she asks where my rent money is for this month

@livigurl ew. Who eats triscuits?