UOC SPITFIRES

🇬🇧🦁🏈 Announcement 2 ex-spitfires are making the trip to Finland with the Lions! Congratulations to @itsayasminthing! An absolute titan of the club, a trailblazer and award winner. She’s going to dominate! @ReadieQB9 is going too.

TO THE BARRRRRR!

Some photos of yesterdays game vs @SolentRedhawks. Here is the Spitfires player sideline…

Our Spitfire brother Danny is out of A&E and is back home. We appreciate the support as always from the home faithful ❤️

FOD is painted, SU bar will be open, now just need @ReadingKnights for the home opener! (Promise we show up)

Official: Our offences heat map from yesterday 🤨

@UoCSpitfires just done a little digging. This is the plow…🫣

New information has come to light. Our DB coach can’t read. Who would of thought…

Summing up fresher factor 2022

Fold. The. Club.

Fuck me, someone put us out of our misery. This is shite.

4. I repeat 4. Terrible fresher factors in a row. @OBUPanthers could you not have inflicted more pain?

Update the mic has just been eaten by Katy Perry firework…

Make that 3 in a row. Can’t say you’ve heard that on this Twitter often.

Back to back two of the worst fresher factor performances we’ve ever experienced.

It’s definitely not coming home after this from Matt West…

630 songs later someone with pitch has arrived

This is the worst set of opening performances. Bring back Alex Bonner 🫠

Tone deaf? wrong lyrics? Strip Whitty of captaincy immediately

Is a cheese grater a kitchen utensil?

Fuck the D generating a record number of turnovers, it’s all about fresher factor