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@dantefofante Ye read this then wrote homecoming

for all you know, this could be your last summer. as homer wrote, you will never be lovelier than you are right now. so tell her she has a pretty smile. get lean or become a unit. find wonder in boarding the airplane. drink more coffee than you need. walk on the beach until your feet hurt. write your girlfriend a note on a tuesday. waste money because its not all about retirement. pull over at the lookout. ask the uber driver about his life. tell the woman in the elevator you like her shoes and mean it. call your mother. ask the waiter his favorite thing on the menu and order that. theres so much life in the slow moments, and you sprint past it chasing the next thing. but at any time, in any situation, you can find the good. smile. be happy. recognize it for a one of one life experience. what good is walking around a curmudgeon when tomorrow could be curtains. for heavens sake, flirt with the world.

@mjsappIehead Fuck this dude and his hand writing: i am jealous

a signature so GAGGY why was everything about him perfect like oh my god ???

@blknoiz06 someome give him a cookie

almost 6 months sober now bros

Having a wife is like if a jew lived in your home

@buridansridge boy the english language is yo bitch goddamn twin ok

Most hyper non-linear minded outliers are not only exceptional at pattern recognition, they are also highly sensitive which amplifies their perceptual acuity. They are able to simultaneously track and synthesise subtle patterns across multiple timelines, layers, and domains, weaving them together to discern loopholes, hidden opportunities, and the most efficient path forward because they intuit systems not according to how they are bureaucratically presented, but through the unspoken undercurrents beneath them, the real labyrinthine architecture.

@Iberianamerica Lmaoooo no fucking way cuckoldry is mind infection

When you live in Latin America long enough, you see how many local men tolerate shit from literal goblin tortas This man went viral cuz he was only allowed to hit the bar with his friend if he stays on videocall with his girl 💀

@ayekeeno Wen it's this easy the attraction leaves my body look at him he like ehh idk

Blueface couldn’t believe how easy the girls were at his show in Phoenix after a female started begging him to hit her raw back at the hotel 💀😭 “you tried to take me down last time I should’ve took that offer”

dont go looking for love cuz u might find it

@AkademiksTV on my mama dis sum bullshit

Newly declassified Pentagon UAP footage appears to show a humanoid figure similar to what witnesses reportedly saw hovering over Sequoia National Park in 2015 👀

@DailyLoud if yall dont fucking stop lol

The Pentagon has released UAP footage showing a humanoid figure identical to what was seen over Sequoia National Park in 2015.

@HoopsCrave hahaha look at them hate from the depths of hell

Drake and Akademiks are reportedly dating.

@UsurpedPoetGee lol its ok to be a fan of someone yall acting like he started crying

I fuck with Drake and even I cringed at this, being a male groupie isn’t cool, stop being fanned out over another man that ain’t your father lol.

@fartpog godfather of looksmaxing

i had to reverse google search this pic to make sure it wasnt edited cause what the fuck

@ThinkingUSD lmaoooooo

There's no one more racist than your black friend with over 120 IQ

las reuniones familiares son tipo:

@DrSweets24 @Kurrco lmaooooooo im sayin

@Kurrco If Kendrick was saying this, Isaiah had to be writing some bullshit lmao

Isaiah Rashad says Kendrick Lamar once told him his writing was too hard to understand: “Nobody gonna understand what the f–k you’re saying. It’s too puzzle-y.” Isaiah admits he took it as an insult for a long time, but says he’s now “better at writing it out plain.”: "I was like 'F–k this guy.' But with this project, I be lookin’ for change in everything... I’m just tryna stop writing in hieroglyphics." (via @calebcat23 / Billboard)

@Akademiks wen ak said he got the chain for the chat niggas i started tearing up at work in the drive thru

Choice was $1 mil cash in a duffel bag or dinner W the 🐐 …. Guess what I chose

@muheediva01 Too fucking young 5th grade in the living room traumatized

How old was everyone when Michael Jackson passed away?

@KillaKreww lmao the way cam went corporate on this nigga is impressive

When Cam’ron KICKED Adrien Broner off his podcast after he showed up drunk and kept disrespecting them by hitting on co-host Stat Baby even after being told she had a boyfriend 😳💀👀

@ladyinhislife_ U bitches r insane