Maria Hill /Parody

His. Gal. Well... That... Slipping up beside him, she leans down and kisses his cheek softly.

@MstrGrumpyPants Her gun is staying in the holster. He's safe. Coffee was mentioned. Breakfast is never consumed, but she is allowing the idea of a smoothie on the table. Notice, he's gotten a smile out of her. Rare. Very rare indeed. 50 points to Gryffindor.

"Breakfast for @UptightAgent , going to throw some honey in there too. She might let me survive if I give her coffee. No one told me smoothies aren't breakfast."

@ProofOfAHeart She's well aware of this. She's just admiring the view. Of Clint. Stark does need to learn to relax. Hello Pot, this is Kettle.

@UptightAgent "He's saying that I'm the grumpy one this time. He's right. Someone has to be I guess. Time for more coffee and work." *Tony sometimes works himself to exhaustion when Tess isn't around.*

🔥

Now, she likes purple, too. Very Stunning. 🔥 Her response...and she hopes he likes pink.

👈Belongs to @MstrGrumpyPants

If she kisses @MstrGrumpyPants, maybe he'll quit questioning and just go along?

@IveGotSystems @MstrGrumpyPants "Work with me here, Clint." (Blame the scribe, she oopsed before coffee, and now Clint and Maria look after Jack.) "He's an ally."

@MstrGrumpyPants We're looking out for @IveGotSystems from now on. K? K.

Well, she'll help, too! Hahahah Her scribe has had no coffee.

No. One. Harms him. Ever!

@MstrGrumpyPants "Happy New Year, Clint."

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Are they flirting? They're flirting. But there's something deeper than that. Isn't there?

@MstrGrumpyPants He must think she's never had a beer. "I'd love to." All of this earns him a genuine smile, and he knows those are rare. "Can I bring anything?"

@UptightAgent "So I was thinking casual food too, pizza, wings, and bee... beverage of your choice? And a place to eat it, would you like to visit my place?" *It wasn't the house, he couldn't bring himself to go there after losing his family.*

*fans self*

She's got to let him have SOME fun....

Nothing wrong at all. Apparently, they're going to be locked in the staff room by Dugan. And...she's okay with this.