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Whatever he did on that island must be HORRIFIC.

Toa ughasia hapa, unajua sai kuna hospitali generator haina mafuta na stima hakuna, huko theater sai kuna emergencies zinaedelea na uko unabonga ufala ju umelipwa 700. Ikifika mambo ya swimming pool utaitwa.

Family ties at KEWOTA raise serious questions. Treasurer Jacinta Ndegwa is surrounded by relatives in the organization , her daughter serves as legal officer earning KSh 100,000, four nephews are on the payroll, and her husband takes home KSh 280,000. With such connections, concerns over accountability in public service grow louder. Listen in as our investigative reporter speaks to her on call. #Checkpoint

Sai wakuu wa night shift wako wanakazana na kazi, they are using what is available kusaidia patients, alafu kuna politician ametumana pombe na private jet huko South Africa. Saa hiyo patient ametumwa lab private ju ya 'serikali' imeharibika.

Bros club just lost 3-0 and he’s laughing at Arsenal Football is too funny😭😭😭

If you keep raising the height higher and higher, eventually... 😂

These lot haven’t played since the end of February 😭

Least serious guy on the planet

My first ever roommate’s main source of income was shoplifting and selling what she stole on eBay…I moved out after 3 months The last time I saw her, she was on the Forbes’ 30 Under 30 list lmaooooo

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iranian Parliament Speaker says "enjoy" the current gas prices. "Soon you'll be nostalgic for $4–$5 gas."

J’ai joué à FIFA en ligne contre un Japonais. Il m’a mis 21-1. Après, il me demande “Where are you from!?” J’ai répondu “Maroc”. Je ne pouvais pas laisser la Côte d’Ivoire tomber aussi bas 😭🇨🇮

If KNH is paralysed, MTRH Won't survive for so long. That means, all the other referral hospitals will be down soon. And that means, healthcare will be a nightmare accross the country but all we do is build churches and fly choppers. Smh

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

According to the records in KTN’s possession, KEWOTA CEO Benta Opande has allegedly employed her four children, with two of them earning Ksh 200,000 and the other two earning Ksh 250,000. The list is long and also includes her niece and two brothers, forming a family working for the same organization that allegedly deducts teachers’ payslips without their consent. #Checkpoint

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

🔴 BREAKING: A large Chinese cargo aircraft has landed in Tehran. Israel–United States: less than 24 hours after the Iran ceasefire, the third Chinese cargo plane is now in Iran.

🚨Dennis Bergkamp on hatred towards Arsenal: Even to this day, I still don’t understand why people hate Arsenal so much. Arsenal are not the only team in history to finish second in the league for three consecutive seasons. What surprises me even more is seeing Manchester United fans supporting their biggest rivals, Manchester City, to win the league four times in five years—I honestly wasn’t expecting that. Football is about rivalry, but sometimes it feels like an obsession with Arsenal. Every mistake is magnified, while others don’t get the same criticism. Since we achieved the Invincibles—something none of them have been able to do—they don’t enjoy seeing us win trophies anymore.”

I AM NOT A FOOTBALL CLUB

The amount of US airforce transports heading to the Middle East tonight is insane. Something is definitely up...

Fantasy premier league died a natural death