Sami

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Sami

@UrDiscordKitten

Praise the fool

23 Katılım Haziran 2020

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·3h

I wish Barcelona had won man

Premier League USA@PLinUSA

The title race comeback is on 😎

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fat luffy@luffyfat·11h

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·12h

They gotta remove that stupid Instagram gc button cause I almost made a gc between unrelated friends while sending reels

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·12h

@bpdsins Sorry

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x__x@bpdsins·13h

men bore me

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·12h

@ellie_ael 😭😭

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ellie@ellie_ael·12h

@UrDiscordKitten Truuue it’s been nagging me to start again

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·12h

@omardahmani99 Way better actually

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omar☪︎@omardahmani99·12h

@UrDiscordKitten Been there last year, sadly I quit afterwards..took an actual course instead

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·12h

I’m living proof that you can be stupid and a surgeon at the same time

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·12h

Everyday at 10 pm Duolingo either flirts with me or sends me a death threat there’s no inbetween

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·12h

@ellie_ael Duolingo flirts too well when it reminds me to do the lessons I fold

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ellie@ellie_ael·12h

@UrDiscordKitten Damn what a streak

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·12h

I used to despise this guy when I was a kid now he’s my favorite manager

The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX

🇵🇹💫 José Mourinho looked for the camera and then pointed towards his own logo after beating Sporting CP in their own stadium with a 93rd minute goal.

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·18h

@RxpedByReality @HellenicFool LMFAOOOOOOOOO

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miggi✹@RxpedByReality·21h

@HellenicFool sorry

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aleks@HellenicFool·1d

I‘m surrounded by rat-faced, inbred looking freaks from the middle east

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·21h

@zagrosianbladee LMFAOO WTF

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·22h

I glared at my little cousin and then he started crying I must have conqueror’s haki

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·1d

I’m so good at holding conversations unless I have a crush on the person then it’s over Ill be asking stuff like “do you use wired or Bluetooth headphones”

yui ༊*·˚@MOED0LL

i wish i was a better conversationalist why does it go smoothly for everyone Except me

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·1d

Thank god oda isn’t writing my love life it’s already miserable if that guy even had a single credit in writing my love life id be fucked beyond belief

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·1d

@insomeinia Me too I’ve woken up 4 times by now I keep delaying by half an hour

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mei@insomeinia·1d

i'm so tired i wanna stay in bed

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·1d

I should have liked those Facebook posts as a child maybe the 90 year curse is real

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·1d

I wish I was anyone but myself tbh

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Sami@UrDiscordKitten·1d

I’m sleeping in my bestfriend’s room tonight I’m going to rearrange his body when he’s asleep he’ll wake up with his arm coming out of his forehead

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@bpdsins @ellie_ael @omardahmani99 @RxpedByReality @HellenicFool @zagrosianbladee @elonmusk @BarackObama