Urban Oracle

1- Borrow 10 billion from the bank 2- Buy the bank 3- Erase your debt 4- Sell the bank

@Esther_9ebe From Budaka, Kibuku and Tirinyi🤣🤣

Proud Mugwere

Good morning beautiful people 😍

Wakili mugambe a spellinge ekigambo boy naye tomala gamusitulawo😹😹

What if he shows up with his wife? Our drafts😭

This is utter bullshit. The WhatsApp Application programming interface cannot allow external software systems to communicate with it. Take the jazz to your boda stage, they’ll buy it!

Ki bus kye kikadde atte mwe muli entalo Omusajja basudde yali mugezi🙌

Moments before the viral photo🤭

There were so many signs today! For example; when was the last time you saw a parade commanded by an army general? They have eyes….!

It ends honours even. ⏱ #POLVIP || #VenomsUpdates || #OneTeamOneDream ||

I can authoritatively confirm that AAA has been summoned to Plot 1 on Thursday at 10am. She already has been informed!

@Kasemiireraquel Good morning dear

Good morning kind people🥰

It’s time to attack Bse I don’t care about the damn public holiday Good morning beautiful people

Good morning X creators 🤣💃🏼💃🏼

The twins were each gifted a Range Rover on their first birthday! I won’t ask when you plan to buy your first auto biography since you’re not a child of the speaker of Uganda’s parliament!

Spending 30 minutes to select a play list that will accompany my 10-minute washing session

@annetnamz 🤣🤣

What a reply!

Wait Besigye was not easy 😂