Eloise Gates

Evolution

Sometimes I can't even jerk off to her.

Well...

At least some of us have a friend like this.

HE COULD BE A GOOD SMOKER IF THERE'S A ONE PIECE LIVE

Chuck norris is so overated.

Me and my dad tried a faceswap... I kinda happened to be Nicolas Cage

Handwriting!

Rawww bass

Maybe that trick is a bit TOO helpful...

The story of my life with sports

Saw this on Craigslist...

Not sure if I should spit on him...

When you get your beer just right

Not so lonely at the top!

As cute as they are, this is really annoying.

Sorry if this reminds you of your small deck (typo intended)

My cat gave me a suprise this morning.

The little joys of life

Bad time..