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We do not remember days. We remember moments. - Cesare Pavese

@SakuraCujo nah seems about right

wow this must be a really long season or something 💀🌚

@DumbIsDumbb @dol9hin_

@dol9hin_ not a single episode of naruto watched btw

we all used to naruto run in the hallways like this right?

@sxmmxrsxn i had one die while i was using it and i thought i fucked it to death 💔

my fucking vibrator broke and i’d rather kill myself than dj on the bean like a caveman😔 ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵇᵘʸ ᵐᵉ ᵃ ⁿᵉʷ ᵒⁿᵉ⋆

IM STREAMING I NEVER POST HERE HIII twitch.tv/simplyurii

playing DBD with normal bloodpoints

@sxmmxrsxn like holy what a fumble

realizing i wasted almost 3 full years of my life on someone who couldn’t take a weekend away to come spend time with me but is now travelling the world freely like they have all the time in the world BAHAHAHAHAHA what a fucking joke 😭

oh YESSSSS my DICK is tellling me to head web and crit 3 times but then turn back and JUKE them out THEN press buttons 1 r 6 and t and WINN YESSSSSS THANK YOU MY PENIS FOR HELPING ME!

we lost dbds most iconic liscence for this piece of shit btw

@SakuraCujo ???? for how long???

my mom wants to take me to japan ???? AHHHHHH

@sxmmxrsxn me and my stack say yes

is that rizz?

@CustomerSuyq @luvetheral holy bait 😭

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@sxmmxrsxn NOT TOO MUCH ON MEEE I WAS NEW TO BAKING 😭😭😭

@UriSimply NO BECAUSE I REMEMBER THIS BAHAHAHAHA

Day 9218 of no one bringing me breakfast in bed 😒

@sxmmxrsxn what an old fucking picture i fucked this shit up bad LMFAOO

@sxmmxrsxn dw im otw

@sxmmxrsxn @VALORANT you're just too good they gotta nerf you

dear @VALORANT please make this rr gain make sense...

they hit the FUCKING pentagon.

@Tokikiwii @sxmmxrsxn i have a few, sweetheart

i need a man who’s obsessed with me and i’m in love with but i lowkey hate. you can’t hate me, but i lowkey wanna hate you so bad but i love you so much that it outweighs it. am i crazy? be obsessed with me. love me. don’t be able to breathe without me near. but at the same time… lemme punch you in your stupid sexy face cause you’re acting so cute and loving. my period is ending and i think i just need some good rough manhandling… i think… i think this is where this is coming from…. okay… I’m sorry… goodbye.

okay sorry for having thoughts. here’s my face. bye.

@sxmmxrsxn im on the WAY PRETTY GIRL

@UriSimply abuse me please. i need you 😩