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Shout out to you, Twitter. Thanks for some great friends.

@ZaackHunt People don't do that?

If you’re not chilling your oranges before you eat them it’s time to start rethinking your decisions in life.

Uh huh.

@GGirl531 He is the worst

I love when Bobby Flay gets beat by the guest chef on his show.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@PhilTomasso4 I think the 3 of you would be the dream team!

@Urmakinmesick I mean at least I'll have a job 🤣🔥

Kevin as owner with Chase and Phil managing. #GuysChanceOfALifetime

If Kevin doesn't get a food network show after this, just throw the whole network away. #GuysChanceOfALifetime

@ashdmitch Wow!! How amazing you are! Congratulations!

Ya girl rang that dang bell! Last chemo treatment!! Pet scan on the 14th and hopefully in full remission! How cute is my mom!

@pizzanachos69 I watch because Ruth is everything I want to be in life!

Do I have to watch the new season of Ozark? Every character in that family is a stupid dickhead and I don’t like them.

@loseit I'm just trying to give you my hard earned money! I've been trying for days

@RMGCharlie This could be you, but nachos.

@LittleHurt I work in a hospital that has a panera inside. 🙃

@ashdmitch I've told you how much I loved your hair .... well now I'm here to tell you how amazing you look without it!! How are you able to flawlessly pull off both while I'm still over here trying to use a bobby pin?!?! You're doing so well with everything you've been handed!!

Bald head skallywag, ain't got no hair in the back 🗣🗣🗣

@BetsyKling Hi! Do you know why the sky was so purple in one spot this morning?

Could we, without relentlessly criticizing, let people have their pumpkin spice, and avacado toast, and their fandoms, and their D&D, and their too-early-Halloween-decorations, and whatever little harmless things in which they’ve manage to find a tiny shriveled flower of joy?

@ashdmitch It will!! I'm tellin' ya ... I see it every single day!

@Urmakinmesick Yes! I just have to keep that in mind. It'll get better

I have a rare small cell carcinoma cervical cancer. Here's the aggressive treatment schedule. I'm doing dual radiation and chemotherapy. I'll beat this!

@ashdmitch It is, but when you finish that last treatment you will be stronger than you could have ever imagined!

@Urmakinmesick Thank you! The treatment is gonna wear me down, but I gotta keep going. I'll be this!

@Suzanne_8_1_2 Close enough though!!!

@Urmakinmesick so glad you were not part of this

@Suzanne_8_1_2 @NEO_Scan It was terrible. I'm still shaking

@Urmakinmesick @NEO_Scan Thank goodness you’re ok

CLE ~ Shooting - E28/Cedar - multiple people shot, at least 4, inside/behind liquor store in a driveby shooting. 1 victim w/mult GSWs. -BW