artisan.cash

i tried to pay my chase card from my crypto account. 3 days later, it bounced back. "spend anywhere" never meant "pay your bills." we're building the app that actually does. every bill, straight from your stables. your keys. waitlist closing soon → artisan.cash

@zubic_eth Zoob

This is an IQ test and a lot of you are failing.

@Smitty_xyz @doranmaul Keep my call out anon plz

@UseArtisan Who's your CEO i'll holla at them

If you're a Social Media Manager Don't forget you're also - Customer Support - Community Manager - Reply Guy - handsome - underpaid

@Carlitoswa_y this guy fks

No one needs a Robinhood chain Or another pump and dump token Remember GameStop? Vlad is a scumbag

The face you make when you realize soon, with Artisan, off-ramping will become a distant memory

Ok stalker lol

after 22 seconds of deliberation, Artisan has decided to not integrate @RobinhoodCrypto. @gamestop, 2021. never forget.

@tdkimber we got you

@UseArtisan LITERALLY WHAT I NEED, I’m not even kidding

i tried to pay my chase card from my crypto account. 3 days later, it bounced back. "spend anywhere" never meant "pay your bills." we're building the app that actually does. every bill, straight from your stables. your keys. waitlist closing soon → artisan.cash

what we're finishing: ✅ spend on a visa ❌ pay your rent ❌ pay your amex ❌ send to venmo / cash app ❌ hold your own keys one balance. every bill. fully yours. spots are limited. get in before we open the doors 👇 artisan.cash

@IdMintThat @anonchain true true

@anonchain I will let you angel invest in @UseArtisan friend 🫶

Been in NFTs nearly 6 years, and I’m intentionally being blacklisted from opportunities because I won’t keep my mouth shut. Not because I’m a bad collector. Not because I’m a five minute flipper. Not because people even question if I’m even here for the art and culture. But because I’m controversial. If you want to be included in things, you must not ever criticize or voice your opinions. Got it. I’ll keep being me and remember those who left me at the gate.

Born on the bayou, I had a different kind of teacher. My propensity for risk started young. I once tried to lure an adult alligator into a wagon with my sister's pool noodle. Turns out that's a pretty good metaphor for how I live today. Sometimes you dive into the abyss. Usually it's a featherbed. At 22 I was partied out. Started in management at a local firm, worked my way through different industries, taught myself how businesses actually run. By my mid-twenties I'd built a private label e-commerce brand that did half a million in sales by month 6. Sold it two years later. I could feel something else calling though. Got into crypto during the 2017 Litecoin run, 4x'd an investment. Kicking myself I didn't start sooner. By 2021 I was working DeFi, founding projects, moving into director-level roles. And for a moment there, our industry actually had something pure. We called out the scammers. We were hard on bad actors. We believed we were building something better. But somewhere between 2022 and now, too much of this industry became the thing it originally fought against. Bad actors with no moral compass raised millions while doing real damage. And I realized something: if they can build and fundraise doing it wrong, why can't the good guys do the same and actually solve real problems? That's Artisan. A stablecoin money app built on first principles. We saw every gap in the neobank space because we lived in them. We're filling them. Not because it's trendy. Because it's the right thing to build. We're already nearly oversubscribed in our round. Notable names on the cap table we'll announce soon. We're moving fast, we're transparent, and we will never give up. We owe it to ourselves and everyone who believed in us. If you want in at the lowest valuation we'll ever offer, a few spots are still open. Otherwise, waitlist is live at artisan.cash. Thank you for being with us. We're just getting started.

my dad had a sunglasses business. we’d pack up the car and drive to country fairs across the pacific northwest, set up a booth, and sell. blue blockers mostly. i was 8 years old. that was my first sales job. i used to be mortified by it honestly. watching my friends have normal weekends while i was learning how to make eye contact with strangers and not flinch when they said no. my dad never let me quit mid-pitch. you finish what you start, you smile, and you try again. i didn’t know it at the time but he was teaching me everything. how to read a room. how to make something simple feel essential. how to believe in what you’re selling hard enough that the person across from you starts to believe it too. took me twenty years to stop being embarrassed about those fairs and start being grateful for them. now i’m building @UseArtisan and closing a fundraising round and every single day it feels like a country fair booth with higher stakes. same skills. different product. @doranmaul what’s your origin story?

@doranmaul I love @IdMintThat and @doranmaul

@IdMintThat LOVE this!

@Temple_Osivue But it’s a reality! And we want to make it easier for people to pay for their life without the inconvenience, cost, and time sink of fragmented balances amongst myriad apps/off-ramping

@UseArtisan That's a depressing daily statistic 🙃

Around 1 in 7 Americans (nearly 36 million adults) are paying at least one bill on any given day

@0xchainBob Yes

@UseArtisan does that make sense?

@IdMintThat Fax

gm to everyone except your bank who has been making money off your balance while paying you absolutely nothing waitlist is open → artisan.cash

@0xchainBob @IdMintThat Bet

@IdMintThat @UseArtisan count me in