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I've followed you for a long time.
Why do you have to do me like that?
I'd be a much better PM than Carney.
My platform:
1: Eliminate Global Affairs Canada, freeing up $9,466,195,000 to be spent on Canadians.
2: Defund the CBC, reallocating a portion of that budget to Canadian Cultural Content in the form of grants for the arts. we all know that song from the weird cartoon about the log driver, and thats a good thing. Canadiana is important, a unifying culture is important. Propaganda is not.
3: Eliminate income tax under $50,000, increasing GST tp 8% to compensate. Simplify the tax code so that most people who do pay tax are taxed at source, with no need for an annual filing by individuals with employers filing income taxes monthly. This would eliminate 75% of the CRA saving ~4 billion/year once the severances are paid out.
4: Simplify corporate taxes the same way, eliminating duplicate or burdensome taxes that stifle growth. I'd also increase the small business limit to 1,000,000 from 500,000.
5: Impose strict quotas for Immigration, based on meritocracy. Engineers, doctors, skilled trades (anyone likely to earn enough to pay income tax) are welcome, fast food workers and truck drivers are not, those jobs can be filled by Canadian youth. Keep the TFW program (because fruits and vegetables need to be harvested and just getting Canadians to do it wont happen) but mandate than any business bringing in TFWs is responsible for vetting and housing them, and fining businesses if one of their TFWs participate in any antisocial behaviour.
6: (copied from Poilievre cause I give credit unlike Carney) replace the current process of resource extraction permitting with preapproved land parcels available for lease to the most competent bidder.
Provinces or First Nations that acted against the financial interest of Canada would loose all federal funding. ALL federal funding, for not less than 2 years. ( that last bit is all me)
7: implement a slow dissolution of the current supply management systems for dairy and other essentials, in the same way that New Zealand did, demonstrating that dairy producers might actually be able to make more money in the new system vs the current system. this would be coupled to a base guaranteed supply to mitigate the fluctuations that supply management was originally introduced to control while lowering prices for Canadians.
8: Reinforce the standing of Section 7 of the Canadian Human Rights act. imposing crippling fines on any business found to be hiring based on quotas or discriminating against ANY race or EITHER sex for ANY reason. When is say crippling I mean crippling, 75% of gross profit for the year in which the company violated the Act.
9: Make Castle Doctrine the law of the land. You broke into someone's house and got your back broken when they fought you off. your fault. the occupant gets a reward for removing a criminal from society and you get to deal with the consequences. MAID would only be available to people like you.
10: Add Parental Rights to the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. any individual or institution found to be violating a parents rights by coercing their child into a behavior that the parents have not explicitly consented to would face prison time for any individuals involved and fines for any institutions involved.
11: Copy Portugal's method of drug rehab exactly, not the half assed way the NDP did it. no crack in public, no crack pipe vending machines. Strict rules for use of safe drugs (only consumed on premises, only administered by professionals) and a focus on rehab.
12: use some of the money saved by ending GAC to expand the health care system. Treat dental just like any other healthcare, covered by provincial healthcare plans. Id also ensure that everywhere in Canada had access to drinking water, because its 2026 and that should already have happened. This would include an increase in the funding for provincial school systems so that they can provide meals for students, like they do in
japan, but with the efficiency of being administered by Provincial not Federal Governments.
In all I think you can clearly see that a Useless Prime Minister would be much much better than Mark Carney.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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