Newjack.

@Mappy6984 If you are over 21 taking your birthday off your a child

@NFL_DovKleiman There’s no back lash about this lmaooo

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: New Falcons QB Tua Tagovailoa is under intense criticism after posting a vlog of his lavish family vacation in the Bahamas. Tua's wife posted that they are currently on a yacht in the Bahamas, living the dream. Tua signed a 4-year, $212.4 million deal with Miami.

@luisjgomez can we stop bring cake and brownies to podcast? We don’t want to listen to u guys chewing into a mic, I’m starting to hate the regz

@BGatesIsaPyscho She’s on meth

The story of Anne Hesch & one of the most evil US Celebrities ever - Ellen DeGeneres

@Mr_Husky1 Bro was sick of his retard wife swiping his credit card

Last month my husband watched me unbox another Halloween costume order and lost it. "Every single year," he muttered, waving the receipt. "Do you know what we could do with this money?" I was about to defend myself when our daughter skipped in announcing she wanted to be a Cabbage Patch Kid. Of course she did. Those wigs alone cost a fortune. Later that night, I found him in my craft room — the one where I prep orders for my shop. He was staring at my bins of leftover supplies. "What about all this yarn?" he asked, holding up a bundle of yellow. "That's for customer orders," I said. "But you have SO much extra." Before I could argue, he grabbed an old headband and started wrapping yarn around cardboard. "I saw someone do this once," he said, not looking up. "How hard can it be?" I left him to it, honestly expecting disaster. The man could barely sew on a button. Two hours later, he called me back. I'm not saying it was perfect — some loops were definitely longer than others, and the purple ribbons were tied on with what looked like fishing knots. But somehow, someway, he'd created actual Cabbage Patch pigtails. "See?" he said, grinning like he'd just invented electricity. "Zero dollars. Zero complaints." When our daughter saw it the next morning, she literally fell over with excitement. "I'M A REAL CABBAGE PATCH BABY!" He shot me that look — you know the one. The "I told you so" without saying it. Fine. Maybe he had a point. Maybe love sometimes looks like your stubborn husband teaching himself wig-making at midnight just to prove that creativity beats credit cards. Y'all please compliment him in the comments — he's reading every single one and getting the biggest head about this whole thing. But seeing him proud of himself? Worth every "I told you so" I'll be hearing for the next decade. Credit - Jeanette McAllister

@BlindMike_ your instinct on super chats I correct. (From a listeners prospective anyway) I skipped the first ten mins of DVL just to get to the actual show!!! Casey Day fucking sucks. I know this tweet sounds angry but I’ swear im not lmao

@BlindMike_ your instinct on super chats I correct. (From a listeners prospective anyway) I skipped the first ten mins of DVL just to get to the actual show!!! Casey Day fucking sucks. I know this tweet sounds angry but I’ swear im not lmao

@SomaKazima2 959 Circuit St is where the trailhead is. Winslow Trucking should prolly move that truck, I’m calling them now to ask

Diva parked on a PUBLIC ROAD where she wanted & went about her business as she should 😭😭😭

@Apartment_Show ooof

Why is everyone so confused about the $5 cup

@Ravious101 He’s high af

He mentioned people kept driving by yelling at him to go get a job. But they see his two little kids he has to be able to have somebody watch them while he goes to work.

@gotrice2024 My mom would have done the exact opposite lmao.

This woman took her daughter and their friend to a Five Below. They were trying to find a glitter dumpling squishy toy. The mom told the daughter’s friend that since the mom is paying for it that if the daughter’s friend gets the glitter dumpling that she has to hand it over to her daughter who wants it badly. She also said that they would go back to Five Below and get her another one to see if she gets it too. The daughter’s friend ended up getting it and not the daughter so the mom took the glitter dumpling toy from the friend and gives it to the daughter. By doing this, is she teaching her daughter to be entitled and that no matter who she hurts, she gets what she wants?

@rrf81 @kirkmin Reading this made me have a stroke. Try again retard

No surprise.

@BlindMikeProj I LOVE the Scorch segments. Incredible

@BlindMike_ finishes a great Ron segment and is moving on BUT Casey Day decides he needs to weigh in with a few point. THIS IS MIKES SHOW WE DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK CASEY.

@MikeMutnansky @stoolpresidente GIVE MUT BACK THE SWEATSUIT.

For UConn fans only 👀

@MikeMutnansky Mutt keeps coming up with w’s (Except in the dozen)

@JeffDLowe @MikeMutnansky Smallest sweatshirt of all time

What a guy. Just carrying this bag around everywhere he goes. @MikeMutnansky #UConn

@missy_12080 @LawCrimeNetwork @jessecordweber It’s all made up lmao. They are going to walk free

@LawCrimeNetwork @jessecordweber They should get life in prison.

Massachusetts police officer Samantha Pelrine and her husband Daniel Forand face charges of child rape and abuse involving their adopted son. Law&Crime’s Jesse Weber @jessecordweber takes you inside the courtroom.

@stoolpresidente Oh, Dave, who knew Mutt would out-recruit you? Danny Hurley gave him the golden ticket—so now while you’re picking snacks for your suite, Mutt’s picking out his Final Four outfit.

This is very interesting. Because the rules pretty clearly stipulated the following. “I will invite Mutt to the Final Four to root for his beloved Huskies (not even sure he’s a real fan) on 1 condition and 1 condition only. Danny Hurley makes a personal video plea for him to attend. That and that alone will suffice. No video. No Mut. No problem.” I think most legal experts would say this is Mutt making a video with a Danny Hurley cameo in it.

@dhurley15 NEED a Mut shout out more than life

@Return_Of_RB Great blog. #GoofyGate was a hoax and Mut needs to be at this game @stoolpresidente

Good luck Mut s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…