Usikholor

Thread of books I read in 2025!

@OVnotOVI @olaoluwajedalo @Ahunsimere_ Can’t wait to actually tell this story.😂

@olaoluwajedalo @Ahunsimere_ and @Usikholor 🤭

LinkedIn is an underrated dating app. The BPM ratio is quite impressive.

If you’re dating an avoidant, here’s the hard truth: There are usually two people they’re most emotionally entangled with, and neither of them is you. 1. Their Ex

As an adult, I don’t assume anything. Even if we talk every day, you’re just a friend until you clearly tell me what you want.

Mine was my French teachers so it has stayed with me.

Yes they taught us that in CRK

@OluwasolafunmiA Lmao. Maybe Google Maps but if it’s actual geography, I no sabi. Only subject I failed in Ss1.

@Usikholor The funny thing about this is that you taught me to read a map 😭🤧

I know directions so well in real life but give me a map to read and you may as well threaten my life. Such a struggle!

This is 42 😍 Happy birthday to a Queen. The love of my life, my best friend, my biggest fan. Today, I celebrate the woman I’ve become and the woman I’m still becoming. I’ve worked hard, overcome challenges, built beautiful things, helped others, and continued to rise no matter what life has thrown my way. I am stronger, wiser, more confident, and more determined than ever. This new chapter will be bigger, brighter, and more beautiful than anything I’ve experienced before. Here’s to growth, purpose, success, joy, and every blessing that has my name on it. The best is yet to come. Happy Birthday to me. ❤️ 📷 @IamAnnyRobert I love you so much, thank you for always making me look beautiful.

shame is a prison with unlocked doors and no guards btw

I think it was created with children in mind because it’s a Screen Time setting so I guess it’s great for children’s safety.

Turns out that uninstalling instagram and not knowing what everyone is upto 24/7, is indeed good for your mental health.

@efestunna @Free_S0sa You can. In Screen Time settings.

@Free_S0sa Worst part is that you can’t turn it off

FaceTime pausing the video talking about “something sensitive”… bro 🫪

@Free_S0sa You can turn it off in Screen Time settings.

Understand the pattern of your friends so nothing go dey vex you

For all my delulu girls who are obsessing over a guy who keeps you confused, go watch He’s Just Not That Into You (2009). It might save you from a lot of overthinking.

also i’ve realised that you should take maximum one or two things completely, insanely seriously and be lighthearted about everything else, let things roll off your back

To achieve anything significantly big in life, you must be disgusted by mediocrity.

A young man winked at me this morning trying to convince me to do something and remain small, I for swear for am.😂

I think my parish needs to start saying second mass is 9:30-12 as opposed to this 9-11 because I spent an hour doing my makeup, got to church 9:28 and mass hadn’t still started.