UsuallySteve

Don't worry, America, I got this!

@BillCassidy Bye, motherfucker!

If you haven’t voted yet, there’s still time. Polls close at 8PM. Geaux vote for Senator Bill Cassidy! 🚨 ELECTION REMINDER 🚨
 The U.S. Senate Primary is TODAY, Saturday, May 16. Polls are open statewide from 7AM–8PM. To vote for Senator Bill Cassidy, you must request a Republican ballot at your polling location. If No Party voters choose a Democrat or No Party ballot, they will not be able to vote for Senator Bill Cassidy in the Senate primary.

@allybrawls Dad will be going to jail.

A father who’s son has been put in a hospital came outside to have a chitchat with the bully that put his son in the hospital. Had a nice conversation with fist and laid him out. All is a concerned father who’s trying to do right by his son.

THANK YOU, LOUISIANA! Louisiana made it clear tonight: we are ready for strong conservative leadership that will stand with President Trump and never waver. Because of your support, your prayers, and your belief in this campaign, we are one step closer to sending that leadership to the United States Senate. Now let’s finish this fight for Louisiana. 🇺🇸

@NCmountainshome @TheLastRefuge2 Thank you! And, yes, prayer absolutely works. She's 85. She was not expected to survive the first surgery. If she did, they expected her to be paralyzed. She keeps defying the odds & there's only one explanation for it.

@UsuallySteve @TheLastRefuge2 I will include her in my prayers as well. I understand what you are dealing with, and I understand how meaningful prayer is.

It looks like Cassidy is out w/ 65% of vote counted. Runoff between Letlow and Fleming. nytimes.com/interactive/20…

@seanmdav Not shocking to those of us who live here. Cassidy has been hated for years, because he's an absolute POS and so are the people who run his office.

Pretty shocking results out of Louisiana tonight: Sen. Bill Cassidy—a notorious RINO and Obamacare lover who voted to convict Trump during impeachment—will finish THIRD in the GOP primary and will not make it to the run-off. Good riddance!

@ellencarmichael Cassidy is done.

Based on what’s outstanding, a Letlow/Cassidy runoff is possible. Weird to see people already calling it. My big question is what’s going on in metro NOLA… ???

@IntegrityandK @TheLastRefuge2 It took about 6 hours, but she's now sitting up in bed watching the good election results come in! And thank you for the well wishes.

@UsuallySteve @TheLastRefuge2 I hope she's recovered and goes on to heal completely 🙏

@GraceoftheS @TheLastRefuge2 Gladly accepted. Thank you.

@UsuallySteve @TheLastRefuge2 God bless your sweet mama and many prayers🙏🏻for her!

@TheLastRefuge2 Barbara. And thank you!

@UsuallySteve I'm sorry to hear about your mom's illness. If you are comfy, what is her first name so that I can add her to my prayer list?

@dark_salvatoree Sorry to burst your bubble, but not every naked guy on the planet has the necessary goods for every gay guy.

how do gay guys shower at the gym without getting a boner

Louisiana SENATOR 16.8% in. The numbers will definitely change, but the positions will probably stay the same.

@nikitabier @TheJoeySwoll @X It pays to have big-name accounts get someone's attention.

@TheJoeySwoll @X Hi Joey, you were re-instated this morning. Our adult content model is dumb sometimes, especially for semi-clothed fitness videos.

Hey @X is this a joke? I call out inappropriate behavior and content in gyms but there is NEVER any nudity and if there is, I cover it up. Millions of views which YOU get paid for and not even a discussion? There was no “thorough” review. Just one email and DONE. Do better X…

@IfindRetards No surprise. Sting is the biggest asshole I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.

Sting and his non binary child. Another celebrity with an alphabet kid. Do celebrities have a higher rate of having a alphabet kid? What's causing it?

@joepy84 @ScottPresler Stomp your feet and do nothing. That's the ticket. You're not a serious person. 🤡

@ScottPresler I will vote when we get paper ballots. Letlow the Letdown and Cassidy the 🤡! The GOP is not a serious organization, representation will never happen until accountability happens!

‼️TROUBLE IN LOUISIANA‼️ I’ve heard from several voters that independents or “No Party” voters are being told they CANNOT vote in the Republican primary. This is false! “No Party” voters can sign a declaration & vote Republican today. Spread the word.

@TheJoeySwoll @X If Elon wanted to impregnate you, you'd be fine. Everyone else is subject to their bullshit. Stop giving them money.

@1howudoin @washghost1 Oh, nice! I'd have dragged my puppy into his office on a regular basis, whether they needed to go or not.

@UsuallySteve @washghost1 He was my dogs vet my pet please puppy was a lucky dog

I just discovered that these exist and I want one

@SamaHoole They were delicious!

In 1992, a company called Nabisco released a green box of cookies that explained the entire era better than any government document could. They were called SnackWell's. They were fat-free. The fat had been removed, and to make a fat-free cookie taste like anything at all, it had been replaced with sugar and refined flour, in quantities that made the cookie nutritionally worse than the cookie it was pretending to improve on. The marketing did not mention the sugar. The marketing said: fat-free. And a public that had been trained for fifteen years to read "fat" as the single enemy understood "fat-free" to mean "free." Free of consequence. Eat as many as you like. They did. SnackWell's outsold Oreos. The boxes held twelve cookies, framed as a sensible single serving, and were emptied in a sitting by people who genuinely believed they were being good. By 1995 the brand was selling nearly half a billion dollars a year. It produced a phenomenon real enough to be given a name in the psychology literature. The SnackWell Effect. The tendency to overconsume a food precisely because its label has told you it is virtuous. A nation ate itself heavier on cookies it had been told were a diet aid, and could not work out why. The green box was not an outlier. The green box was the whole decade, condensed, on a supermarket shelf.

@t3mp3rl3y Don't let stupid cunts into the party. Problem solved. Good on the DJ.

Una dama en el palco, herida porque el DJ no le rindió pleitesía, decidió tirarle agua cuando empezó a tocar. El hombre canceló la sesión y se fue. Fiesta arruinada, naturalmente. La civilización, agradecida con ella.