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Parody. Not associated with the Utah government. https://t.co/3Yo2lZ91A9

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Me outside Coachman’s hoping for one last dinner and pancake
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It will stay winter until you repent.
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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This idea came to me in a dream after I fell asleep next to the Crown Burger fireplace. Shirts and stickers for sale at the link in bio.
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If the seagull sees its reflection on Spencer Cox’s bald head, it means six more weeks of inversion.
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Mitt got lost in the fog last night. Please return him if you find him.
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Thinking of putting in a new gravel pit. Which mountain do you hate the most?
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Doctors recommend getting a couple big gulps of smog every day
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The air is supposed to look like that
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No we’re not going to pick up the cones on your street lol. Those are permanent now.
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