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@utdreport @samuelluckhurst Luckhurst 🤦‍♂️😴

Breaking: #mufc will go all out for Elliot Anderson and want to make him their marquee summer signing, with plans to structure their recruitment around him — amid intense competition from Man City [@samuelluckhurst]

@MlK3R0SS Carrick pumpfaked news pages actually sack him

@UtdCathal nah im beyond rattled wtf i hate Carrick

he finally benched mbeumo

@MlK3R0SS Blud district got it wrong ffs just saw sesko bench… i thought we escaped mbunda

@UtdCathal don’t have to see the ball bounce after every touch he takes

@KSI @Dag_RedFC Wtf

I’m so excited to start this journey. It’s gonna be a rollercoaster for sure but I hope to bring Dagenham and Redbridge (@Dag_RedFC) back to the glory days. For those of you that are OG fans (Race to Division One), you’ll know that this is a full circle moment for me. So join me on this exhilarating adventure and I’ll see you all at Victoria road this Saturday! I’ll be streaming too haha

@CCTransfers16 For a man his size to catch smith was nuts. 2023 esque performance from us 😁

Big Stu is an absolute freak of nature. What a performance today

@kh7Ied Haha thanks bro I’ve just been doing gym for a long time (6 years now)! I find i like to do 3 sets x 4-6 on most heavier compound movements. if i’m hitting that comfortably i can move up then.Obvs progressive overload is absolutely key! Yeah if u can do 12 reps u can easily go up

@kh7Ied 3 sets x 4 superior fir strength maximisation it got me to 42kg dumbbell

@utdreport Dalot actually has 3 brain cells

56' - Dalot booked.

Post SAF managers games played when they reached 3 wins in a row in the league Moyes - 11 van Gaal - 13 Jose - 3 Ole - 3 ten Hag - 5 Carrick - 3 (4 if you combine 21/22) Amorim - 36

@UtdDistrict cleareest red card ever????

Mbeumo through, taken down in the area, but no penalty given

@cagiago_ Your only hope is corner🤣 Be humble KID 🤫

@UtdDistrict It was supposed to be a one game injury 😭

🚨🎙️ | Michael Carrick on Matthijs de Ligt: "He had a bit of setback before I arrived, only small but he was a little bit slower than we had liked. He’s getting closer and hopefully in the next couple of weeks he will be back and around it."

@utdreport He was supposed to miss one game and he’s been out for months now??

Carrick on De Ligt's injury: “He had a bit of a setback before I arrived. It was only small. Not so much a setback, but he was a little but slower [to recover] than we hoped. Hopefully in the next few weeks or so he’ll be back.”

Machael Carrick and Kobbie Mainoo 🥹❤️

Man Utd (3.81) 2-0 (0.47) Man City

@UtdXclusive @MobilePunch Who on earth is that

🚨🗣️ Brentford player Frank Onyeka was asked via a fan which club he plays for: "Brentford." Then answering directly when questioned about a potential move to Old Trafford, saying: "Yes of course, I want to play for Manchester United." [@MobilePunch]

@UtdDistrict @ManUtd Fuck off wilco

🚨🎙️ | Jason Wilcox on Michael Carrick: "Michael is an excellent coach, and knows exactly what it takes to win at #mufc. "He is ready to lead our talented and determined group of players for the remainder of the season as we continue to build the club towards regular and sustained success."

@Muppetiers When you have a system that can’t create chances against newly promoted sides this tends to happen 🤔

An error like that now… sigh.

@htomufc Dalot/Dorgu as a #10 💀

Do I see 6 defenders?