Johnny Blake

@PolitlcsUK @politicshome This the same government trying to ban dozens of dog breeds now claiming to care about pets?

🚨 NEW: The Government is considering new laws on the public sale of fireworks, including reducing the noise limit, amid concerns about the impact on pets [@politicshome]

@Keir_Starmer Thousands entering illegally with hundreds committing heinous crimes generates a laissez-faire approach (costing millions), but a man who said some things which he’s apologised for warrants an immediate ban, denying millions.

Kanye West should never have been invited to headline Wireless. This government stands firmly with the Jewish community, and we will not stop in our fight to confront and defeat the poison of antisemitism. We will always take the action necessary to protect the public and uphold our values.

@StretfordEndx @espn And I would be open to accepting Jeff Bezos’ fortune as a birthday present

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Cesc Fàbregas would be OPEN to accepting the Manchester United managerial role. [@espn] #mufc

@TheMatchdayHQ @topskillsportuk Good luck getting a champions league club now

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Liam Delap has told Chelsea he wants to LEAVE the club this summer. 😳 [@topskillsportuk]

@ReshadFCB @Muppetiers @samuelmarsden Wait, so the buy option is in instalments and they’re still trying to cheapskate it?

🚨 JUST IN: Despite rumors, Barcelona has until June to activate Marcus Rashford’s clause 💰 If they decide to do so, they can via installments: • €10m in July 2026 • €10m in July 2027 • €10m in July 2028 Rashford’s camp in contact w/ Barça. @samuelmarsden #Transfers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@PolitlcsUK @theipaper Well that’s pretty bad

🚨 NEW: Reform UK's housing chief Simon Dudley says post-Grenfell safety regulations have gone too far "Everyone dies in the end. It’s just how you go, right? You can’t stop tragic things from happening. Fires do happen" [@theipaper]

@UKLabour April fools.

Labour will always defend British interests abroad and stand up for you at home.

@energygovuk Government pretending they’re doing us a favour here, again. £40 per year isn’t even a tank of fuel and this service something most people who’re concerned do anyway by having knowledge of the local area. Wonder how much money was wasted making this.

1/2 Our Fuel Finder scheme mandates all UK petrol stations to report their prices, helping households with a car find deals & save around £40 a year. Apps & websites are now displaying real time fuel prices, so drivers can find the cheapest fuel at their closest station.

@Keir_Starmer Thought this was going to be something addressing their plan for rising fuel costs and how they’ll combat it. Nope, they’re not competent enough for that. Gave too much credit

I will always make decisions that are in the national interest. It’s why we aren’t getting dragged into the Middle East conflict, and why we are fighting to protect your living standards. And while opposition parties have responded by dividing communities, we respond with hope and pride. Pride in our communities, and the hope of a country that’s better for our children. That’s what we’re fighting for. Vote Labour on Thursday 7 May.

@narindertweets @ZackPolanski Isn’t this the same woman who lost her mind when somebody waved the national flag in front of her?

I can't believe people have lost their TINY miniscule minds because Zack Polanski....DANCED. Hahaha- seriously, what is wrong with you? @ZackPolanski is genuinely genuinely one of the most kindest, warmest, ZERO egotistical men I've ever met.

@talkSPORT Stopped taking this seriously after the first two words.

Major U-turn. 🤯

@FootballFunnys I’ll start with the illegal number of players fielded, then move on to the lack of cloning technology stopping us having a 2nd Harry Maguire, then is that meant to be Rice at RB or RM? Stones in CM. Bellingham LM/LB. Trent as a CB. Maguire as CM?

What's stopping this England team from winning the World Cup this year? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@The_Forty_Four People will watch one clip and pretend that the 18 months worth of poor performances, which are part the reason he was moved on, never happened.

Manchester United really thought this guy wasn’t good enough….

@AlNassrTribune Terrible human being, how dare he drink water. Truly evil that.

🗣 Sanne Alexandra Josefson (Swedish model/influencer) on Cristiano being the worst celebrity she has ever encountered: “We were going to order something to drink and then he said, ‘I want water. I want to keep my six pack.’ Then I thought we don’t have much to talk about.”💀😂

@BenGrahamUK Don’t pin it on the whole Ipswich fanbase, that’s unfair. As with everything these days it’s the very vocal minority who have been given the power. The toxicity of modern politics makes it louder and causes a cave in and apology.

Ipswich might genuinely have the worst fanbase in British football. Forcing their chairman into a hostage style apology video because Nigel Farage showed up is pathetic. He’s topping the polls, and they want him silenced? Freedom of speech clearly only applies when they agree with it.

@HLTCO I dislike him as much as the next guy but roasting him for being naff at football is ridiculous. Though this is the same week Ipswich were forced to apologise for Farage making a visit, it’s just the toxicity of politics these days.

Lads, is it embarrassing to play 5-a-side now?

@UnitedStandMUFC @CraigHope_DM Bruno getting in early practise for a post retirement director of football role? 😂 I’d back it

🚨 Bruno Fernandes has apparently added his support for the club approaching Tonali. [@CraigHope_DM] #mufc

@Telegraph So they think their leader is an abomination?

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Green Party activists have described Jewish people as “an abomination to this planet” in a string of anti-Semitic WhatsApp messages, The Telegraph can reveal 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…

@FrankEra_ Angry geordies are going to flock to this tweet

SANDRO TONALI SCORES. MY MIDFIELDER.

@topskillsportuk Didn’t uefa allow matches to stop for breaking fast, with messages of positivity and inclusion for Ramadan? Once again, interesting.

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: UEFA have fined Crvena Zvezda €95,500 over their stunning Jesus/Saint Simeon tifo 🔥😳 €40,000 of the fine is specifically for the banner that read: “May our faith lead you to victory” UEFA’s official reason: “Displaying a message deemed inappropriate for a sporting event” and “undermining the reputation and integrity of football and UEFA.” Serbian fans are raging, calling it the biggest and most beautiful tifo of 2026 — now punished like a crime.