Manchester United Goals Galore

@wazzaaa3004 @TheFergusonWay At one point Rooney was better than Ronaldo. Look how it turned out to be

@TheFergusonWay Luke shaw was better at his age and look how it turned out

WILCOX DO YOU HAVE A WORKING BRAIN???

@Jammy9800 @Footballtweet You gotta ask why didnt Jerry get assist from set pieces then?

@Footballtweet Half his assists are from set pieces. Henry were from open play. There are levels and Bruno isn't there

🚨 𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗡𝗢 𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗦𝗧 🚨 🇵🇹 He has now equalled the Premier League record of 20 assists in a single season. He needs just one more to hold the record on his own. Most assists in a single season: 🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes (20) — Man Utd 🇫🇷 Thierry Henry (20) — Arsenal 🇧🇪 Kevin De Bruyne (20) — Manchester City 🇩🇪 Mesut Özil (19) — Arsenal 🇪🇸 Cesc Fàbregas (18) — Chelsea 🇪🇬 Mohamed Salah (18) — Liverpool 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Frank Lampard (18) — Chelsea

@PaamanuelUtd_ No one gonna remember this meaningless game, let Bruno break his record today

🔴Red Pill: Bruno Fernandes gets 2 against Nottingham Forest today BUT Man United loses the game. 🔵Blue Pill: Manchester United wins against Nottingham Forest BUT no assists for Bruno today.

@UtdForever7 @FabrizioRomano @ManUtd Totally agree, so much Robert can learn from Ben

@FabrizioRomano @ManUtd here is the perfect striker to rotate with Sesko and he can learn from him! 👀

🚨 BREAKING: Robert Lewandowski will leave FC Barcelona as a free agent at the end of the season! 👋🏼 Decision confirmed. ✅🇵🇱

@futbolquaters Malaga

Name a Spanish club without letter "E" You can’t

@BigDDvibes Larsson, Valdes, Mark Hughes, Jordi Cruyff

ONE player who played for BOTH Barcelona and Manchester UNITED 👀 Do not mention ❌MARCUS RASHFORD ❌GERALD PIQUE

@ozfromboston @theMadridZone South americans

🚨 BREAKING: FULL DETAILS OF THE VALVERDE VS TCHOUAMENI STORY: - Yesterday, in training, Tchouaméni gave a hard tackle to Fede, which Fede did NOT like AT ALL. Tchouaméni insisted he didn't do it on purpose, but Fede did NOT accept his apology. Fede then kept trying to RETALIATE and tackling Tchouaméni very hard. - After training, the two players had a VERBAL fight, it was not physical. - Today, at the start of training, Fede REFUSED to shake Tchouaméni's hand. Then, as soon as training started, Fede tackled Tchouaméni VERY HARD, even lifting him off the floor. - Alvaro Arbeloa tried to solve the situation by putting them ON THE SAME TEAM. - This did NOT WORK, and they kept fighting. - After training, in the dressing room, they started PHYSICALLY fighting, with other players trying to physically separate them. - Fede Valeverde then fell to the floor, head split open, unconscious. - He was taken to the hospital, with Arbeloa at his side. - Real Madrid have decided to PUNISH BOTH of them. @RMCSport

@ManUtdInPidgin RvN, Jaap Stam, Malacia, De Ligt, Depay, Jordi Cruyff, van der Sar, van de Gouw,

Joshua Zirkzee and Wout Weghorst excluded, name a Netherlands player wey play for Manchester United. Impossible

@Footballtweet Arsenal to lose all 4 remaining matches. You heard it here first

🤯🤔 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Arsenal have now won more matches this season than Manchester United will play throughout the whole season. United fans must be absolutely starving...

@cityzenken_ Somehow Bruno will get one CL before

16 Years old Max dowman will play a Champions league Final before 33 years old Bruno Fernandes

@anfieeldd @TouchlineX That was why we were so confident

@TouchlineX Bro do you remember that they face Liverpool next match 😭😂

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: With Manchester United now being on a 2 game win-streak with 4 games left, this fan could still get his haircut at the end of the season. However, if Manchester United lose or draw one of their next three games, he will have to go the ENTIRE SUMMER with not getting a haircut!

@TheImmortalKop Serve you very well indeed

It doesn’t get spoken about enough how much of a flop Matheus Cunha has been so far. Signed for £70m and he’s been underwhelming the whole season

@ArsenalRadar All the ingredient for a spectacular bottle job

We didn’t come this far to stop now. 🔥 #ucl

@tirvo_ Darmian

Who is the player? Very Difficult

@WelBeast Speak now

You mean he’s 3 corners away from breaking the assists record ?

@LegacySiu Colombia

Which National team is this? 👀 99% of fans will fail

@_CFCWhizz The only player who is not a 10 here is Mbappe

Rivalry aside, Delete my the most overrated Number 10 here

@Furious_red_ Chelsea against Mata

Ball knowledge test, which team did De gea made this save against?

@Boluwatiiffee Bellingham

Guess the player Level: HARD

@WelBeast Any other place that is not no1 means shit all

The guys making fun of 2nd place.