Tom 🔰

Hi @SkySportsNews, what time is the special segment on Jurrien Timber’s height? He’s only 5ft 10 - Did you not realise? Or do you only care when it involves a #MUFC player? 👀🤐

❗️Marcus Rashford has the highest average sprint speed in La Liga this season. 1. Rashford — 34.16 km/h 2. Vinicius — 33.92 km/h 3. Mbappé — 33.55 km/h 4. Raphinha — 33.45 km/h

‼️CRAZY FACT: Marcus Rashford has 23 goals and assists this season, placing him among the top 10 players with the most direct goal contributions in the European top 5 leagues. In fact, in terms of ratio, only Ousmane Dembélé, Harry Kane, Michael Olise and Luis Diaz have a better G/A per 90.

It is good that the media is showing concern for Jack Grealish's wellbeing. Players are human & compassion matters. It is also speaks volumes about the difference in treatment compared to Marcus Rashford. Grealish's off-field pattern is objectively worse: At Villa he was pictured inhaling nitrous oxide balloons, pictured lying drunk on the ground in the road in Tenerife, all night hotel party with police called, clubbed hours after heavy defeats (dropped to U/21s). 2020 drunk-drove, crashed his £80k Range Rover into parked cars & a wall, stank of alcohol, slurred speech, fled scene, an £82k fine & 9 month ban. 2025 £20k Christmas party ending in strip club at 4am, then missed Everton game citing illness. Rashford for comparison; overslept/late, dropped. Clubbed after derby loss. Two nights clubbing in Belfast heavy drinking, claimed illness, missed one training (while fit), apologised, dropped for one FA Cup game & heavy fine. Speeding 104 mph, 6 month ban. The same media that called for Rashford to “focus on football” now offers Grealish compassion & understanding. Treat every player to the same standard of care & accountability.

TEARS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Got this on repeat

Super copa winner and soon to be La Liga winner, 25 G/A in 2,250 minutes of football (25 full 90’s) which is a goal or assist per game but they’ll tell you he’s shit, doesn’t track back, has attitude problems 👍🏽

If I speak 🗣️

More hairstyles than G/A this season😭

Greatest of all time…

Man Utd 2007/08 - Match of the Day Analysis after they won the title

Games gone. They’re even trying to stop jibbing. Utter woke nonsense 🤦🏼‍♂️

Oh, it gets better. If you “boo” in a Scouse accent, it means more.

Outstanding. It’s a masterpiece. 🖼️

Correct ✅

So that’s how Casemiro got the black eye 🙄

Sorry - No take backs

Alejandro Garnacho apologises to Manchester United.🌚

Yoro X Heaven two man step in the dying mins

These corners are becoming a joke. The absolute state of football in 2026. Bunch of lads having a Royle Rumble on the goal line 😴