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David Szmidt

@UtterBlether

Musician, writer, football-lover, tea-drinker and beer consumer. The other half of the @zbrojovkast podcast on all things Zbrojovka Brno.

Brno, Czech Republic Katılım Ocak 2017
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David Szmidt@UtterBlether·
LISTEN TO ZBROJOVKAST. Please😀A show about Zbrojovka Brno, Czech football, away-day travel, beer, history, music, quizzes and all manner of other lovely daftness. open.spotify.com/show/2IrdoYDhV…
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
It doesn't matter where you are in the world, there's always a bloke wandering around in a Coventry City shirt.
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@DrummerLoin Yeah, I'm okay mate. Life goes on. But sport-wise: Cov promoted as champions, Zbrojovka promoted as champions, Leicester relegated and the very distinct possibility of Baník Ostrava being relegated? Just hook it to my veins, etc.
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We're back. Just got lost a bit on the way was all. #PUSB
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Daniel Storey
Daniel Storey@danielstorey85·
Just lovely stuff. A club that went through too much for too long is back.
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@F1 It's drivers, no apostrophe. The plural of driver. Not "driver is", not a possessive. You're one of the biggest sports (not sport's) in the world and this is your official channel. Get someone who knows the basics of grammar in at least.
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David Szmidt@UtterBlether·
Genuinely proud of this episode of Zbrojovkast. Best one of the series (so far!) and one of the strongest we've done I think. Four games, two quizzes, Hot? Or Not?! Beer of the Podcast and introducing AngeWatch (feat. our favourite non-league footballer) open.spotify.com/episode/3IuAyr…
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@Joshstrangehill Really very niche indeed and only for the way Bart says it, whenever I return to a room and am reminded of something that I'd clearly been doing (tea going cold, washing machine cycle finished, etc.) but been distracted from...
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Josh Weinstein
Josh Weinstein@Joshstrangehill·
Just had a particularly good sip of my first coffee of the day and said out loud "Oh, that's good coffee" just like Homer eating his ice cream cone. I end up saying "Oh, that's PLACE TASTY FOOD HERE" at least once a week What Simpsons quote do you end up customizing?
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Not sure why @Channel4 decided to use crappy AI in #24hoursinpolicecustody. Legal reasons? If not, one of the best, most engaging and most empathetic TV shows, since its very start, looks suddenly ridiculous.
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@FCZbrojovkaBrno Jedna prosba: prosím o jasné, jednoduché písmo a číslování na zadní straně. Loni to bylo nečitelné.
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@FootballCliches Re: the back of Bundesliga shirts, nothing - nothing - comes close to the grim stew of typefaces and cases that was the Schalke 2016-17 shirt
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Adam Hurrey
Adam Hurrey@FootballCliches·
Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES on Wednesday and we want your highly-detailed picks for the Pure Bundesliga XI — a team of high-pressing €32m players inextricably linked with having their names in lower case in the wrong place on the back of their shirts... GO
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ChatGPT absolutely nailing my request of "could you create a politically and historically accurate diagram of a European country showing its historical borders (during an Empirical period for what we now call that country) compared to how it looks today?"
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Big moth in my bathroom. Popped it outside while singing BigMoth Strikes Again. I amuse myself at least.
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Martin Brundle OBE
Martin Brundle OBE@MBrundleF1·
Just watching the news. I’ve circulated the world non-stop for over 40 years and met people I like, admire, trust, respect, adore, and love. Others I dislike, mistrust, and don’t respect. Gender, nationality, ethnicity, religion, or sexuality, or for that matter education and profession, are never the defining factor either way. We are endlessly privileged and responsible to live on the only known inhabited planet of billions in the endless galaxies, why do we threaten, hurt, maim, and kill each other? Live and let live I would say, realising it’s totally wishful thinking.
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Was slowly adding yoghurt to my home made curry sauce when Kryten defending Rimmer with the kiss-off line "Who? Only a yoghurt." popped into my head. Why a yoghurt? Why that delivery? Doesn't matter. Utter conviction. #RedDwarf
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SK Artis Brno
SK Artis Brno@skartisbrno·
Po 💯 letech od vzniku klubu měníme svůj název a vstupujeme do nové éry brněnského fotbalu jako SK Artis Brno. #brnosity
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