Uzoking

Thank you @iamklausenburg for you good works

Unrelated. As stubborn as goats can be, it is facts that they actually remember who treats them well… and who doesn’t. They remember faces. And this goat will never like this boy.

@tcee_tochi 😂😂😂😂

@Optimismking 😂😂😂😂😂 Goats can be stubborn eh!

@Uzoking00 Bro... One day I use broom flog my make goat for peeing on me. I just wore that clothes, I was rushing to somewhere and they were crying so I rush to give them food. As I was trying to dress the food baba pee on my body... See beating that day.

See how @Optimismking deal with stubborn goats 😂😂😂

Hey y'all, This was @neo_officialll (a hard man) checking up on me in 2024 after I felt I had lost my main account. We've been riding since 2017 or 18, so you know how long that is. For those who don't know, Neo builds brick houses, too. Thank you, nna oh🫂

The question is are you willing to marry a guy who isn’t successful yet

When they move abroad as immigrants - they make friends based on visa categories. They don't even date below their visa categories. 😂 When they're on Twitter, the reiterate that stratification. small accounts vs big accounts. 💀 I reflect a lot on our ideological design, as a people. Nigerians are morally bankrupt, culturally deficient and rooted in faux elitism. This is why some markets exist for us, because they can take advantage of that shameless insecurity - and I genuinely don't think the reason is poverty. I've visited other poor countries. These countries do not see cars beyond what they are, a means a transportation. They don't see restaurants beyond what they are. They don't see dates beyond what they are. Something fundamentally is wrong with us. For us, it isn't even enough that we succeed - it is important that other fail, or don't succeed as much as we do. It is important for us to have an edge other others. It is such a sick attitude. Person A has one house. Person B has two houses. It isn't enough that they both have roof over their heads - Person B innately subclasses Person A. You should also to hear from a Nigerian gym goer that you're not "man enough" because you don't bench as much as he does. 💀 As segwayed as these analogies are, they are rooted in the same proportionality. It points to the same mental illness. Who did this to us?

@UnkleAyo @KidBold @avogroovy Unkle🙏🙏

@KidBold @avogroovy Something something stack, abi na sky. The crash out dey valid because no be one of their egbon with scatter scatter teeth carry Twitter blue tick for book for 2011. 💀

I will always remember the meltdown Twitter elites went into because Elon Musk made bluetick open access. They wailed for a month straight because how dare the less privileged and "small accounts" be able to afford their status. 💀 You'd think Elon yanked out their kidneys.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am glad to announce to you all that Kurrent Flow Enterprises is now officially up and running! Kindly DM @kurrentflow_ or WhatsApp 09127626420 for all your plumbing wonders, sanitary solutions, building materials and general goods needs. K.F

@Wizarab10 Omo😢😢

Your parents will not die well 🙏🏾

@GreatMichael_G @chisomholic No bro, if u do that dead body go surplus 😂😂😂

@chisomholic High time men threw away courtesy and respect

On average, men are richer & stronger than women but are everyday reminded not to speak to or treat women "the way they want" but should instead accord women respect & courtesy. A woman on the other hand with or without money never skips the chance to treat others as inferior.

@chisomholic I camp here

Only 5% of people have 500k in their accounts according to official statistics. What she's saying is that 95% of the population should live in only hatred. Even if it's a skit or content nobody should be this dūmb.

@renegade2071 🔥🔥🔥 I follow for pple wey receive one of the speaker from my boss Chief Sọm, I dey flex the Arsenal jersey wey Neo gift me kwa

Please do, I can assure you you won't be disappointed He's as honest as they come, he'll deliver free of charge to your doorstep.

@renegade2071 @neo_officialll @chisomholic I go hit Neo DM when my money complete.

That's why @neo_officialll will forever remain the best, a trusted fellow who delivers at all cost even when it doesn't seem possible The freezer that I'm currently using, I bought it from him, when @chisomholic paid for 10 speakers, oga delivered to every single one of us and even added extra Arsenal jersey that wasn't even part of the initial agreement. Ordinary 17 jerseys and the imbec!le called abass is already showing his greed

I think people that are eager to call mutuals names first are showing their low intelligence masking as bravado and i mean well when i say it When i get $9 i would gladly have that conversation with you That being said I have followed your backup page..love your content.

@Odelora_ I go renew asap

If marriage licenses were renewable, would you hit “renew” or “cancel”?

Its raining heavily, all my neighborhood don black out coz Nepa take light,na only people wey get solar get light now.🫠 I want to remind you that I install solar too. Stop listening to agenda people on X. Nigeria has enough sunlight. If you can afford it, DM me for your solar.

@UnkleAyo 😂😂

Women 😂 God snapped when he coded their C.P.U - told the angels to add 50% more delusion.

It is very hard for me not to have food at home. This is because I really love cooking and I usually keep my fridge well stocked. However, the sudden visit of my guests took me by surprise because they never informed me that they were coming to see me.