Gabe Newell

http://twitpic.com/2kfvef Why haven't I thought of this before? I'll just keep an orange portal at the back of the fridge.

I love the Heavy. Need to talk to the TF2 dev team about making him overpowered.

I keep getting camped in CS:S. I need to remember to talk the dev team about the AWP.

Dammit, my exercise ball popped. They just don't make these things like they used to. Or maybe I'm-... Nah.

I may be the CEO of VALVe, and I may make millions, but Railworks DLC is really expensive. They're worse than Activision.

Since when was Half-Life on the PS2?

Us at VALVe are gonna make 3 big announcements within the next 12 months. Fun fact: None of them are about Episode 3.

JUST finished the first level of Episode 3. 12 more to go.

Some kid on the street just told me I reminded them of the boomer. Crazy kids.

Just had a nice lunch. 3 milk shakes, 2 large fry from McDonalds and 2 Big Macs. I'm still feeling a little peckish though.