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I will come back for a testimony by the end of the year...mark this tweet😊😊
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Victoria Adetoun
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Victoria Adetoun
@VAdetoun
A Baker, cook and a child of grace and a agbafian😊😊😊 and a graphic designer 😊😊
Nigeria Katılım Ocak 2022
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Phyna is broke today because she lacked three things:
• self-discipline
• financial literacy
• the ruthlessness to say no to family.
Last year, I won a $5,000 (N7.1m) business grant. I invested N6.5m and used the rest for personal expenses and family support.
I will never take care of family with money set aside for business or investment.
You either learn from the misfortunes of others, or you learn the hard lessons yourself.
ÅŸ0𝕸Į𝕯Ē💜👟@JoyisBackAgain
When I came out of big brother house, nobody told me how to invest the money, i was sharing it, helping family, that was the beginning of my problem” money don finish 💔💔 - Phyna
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If this is true, then it means X has implemented what I suggested to them.
Una no wan subscribe because una dey go back to my old posts to collect expo.
I wish it's true.
Dave@atalldarknigga
@jon_d_doe Welcome back sir. Unrelated to the topic of discussion but did you restrict your followers from searching keywords on your page already? I am asking because I can no longer find posts when I search to read.
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This guy owned a restaurant and employed girlfriend's sister there.
Every 5 week, He spend over ₦300,000 restocking the food stuff..
But he noticed the profits isn't as much as it should be so he secretly installed a personal CCTV
The next day, he caught his girlfriend's sister packing the food stuffs inside nylon..
The next day, she repeated the same thing, she did that for complete 3 days.
The next day, he exposed her to his girlfriend and sacked the girl at once..
Even the girlfriend was shocked and speechless with his judgment.
She broke up with him and said he wasn't considerate..
The guy refused to apologise instead, he said his business has nothing to do with his relationship..
Do you think he could have pardoned the girl for the sake of the girlfriend???
Will you do the same thing if it was you?
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It’s funny how you clowns think being an ardent follower of John Doe,means I don’t have a right to have MY OWN OPINIONS about life.
Everything some of you hypocrites agree with him on,you do the opposite offline. So all these talk of
“that Vee is gradually revealing her color”,
“You are only pretending for him”
doesn’t touch me.
Some of you will marry the same single mums you bash,many of his ardent followers are forcing their wives to do 50:50 which he preaches against, you people still forgive your cheating GFs & Wives as opposed to what he says or should I talk about the simps that are paying school fees of girls that aren’t even sure will marry them?
You can be a mutual of someone but there are days your ideologies will not align because offline,I see MANY men breaking rules for women that don’t even send them.
I will NOT lurk in his shadows & try to walk in his steps or be boxed into a corner because he doesn’t want it for me.
If you followed me because of him,you’ll see that you can never find me in a smear campaign against him. You think he doesn’t see my tweets?
That pain in your heart will eat you alive & give you cardiac arrest. Stupid adults that hate a woman & call her feminist if she exposes the hypocrisy in some of the stances you pretend to take online.
You all will never see that fight you’re waiting for. Mtcheeeeew.
Better off tweeting for you to see than using burner to troll like a coward.
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I tried to fix a pothole on my street in Egbeda 🇳🇬
Nobody sent me. The thing was swallowing tyres and I was tired of it.
I bought asphalt. Hired labourers. Came back the next morning ready to work.
Area boys stopped us before we even started.
“Oga, you wan do work for this street? You need to settle first.”
I was not fixing a government building. I was not tapping electricity. I was filling a hole. On a public road. With my own money.
I settled them.
2 years ago I reported a pothole on my street in Toronto 🇨🇦 through 311.
They fixed it in 3 days.
I just stood there staring at the smooth road like a mumu.
Would you have settled the area boys or walked away?
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In 200L, my coursemate lost his father. He traveled home for the burial. Exactly one week later, while preparing to return to school, he lost his mother too.
Devastated, he was forced by family to come back for exams. He arrived broken and could barely focus.
The next semester, reality hit harder. With no one left to sponsor him, he wanted to drop out. His school fees were ₦120,000. He had only ₦20,000. I gave him the remaining ₦100,000.
A day before the exam, I checked on him. He told me he had been scammed. He used an unverified source to pay the fees, and the fake blogger blocked him.
He dropped out.
Life can be brutally unfair. One moment you’re fighting to survive, the next everything is taken from you. Rest in peace to his parents. This one still hurts.
Above all, love God.
Sir David Onyemaizu🦍@SirDavidBent
Tell us a sad story.
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Anyways, I am back to base.
The matter eeeh..
I am going to say this because I know none of them is on X.
After all my long talk, there was loud silence.
The eldest amongst us was just looking at me and nodding his head.
Then I ended by saying: "A blind husband is a good husband"
The women then said "eeeh yes, but a blind wife is also a good wife"
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe
I'm in a family meeting where matters that come to my DM every day are being discussed. And this one hits close to home. Now, I am being forced to be 'Àgbà John Doe'. I am facing my own exam, and I have to tell you... I am going crazy because of the things I am hearing. End.
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Bias is such an interesting concept.
The IG content creators saga revealed FekomiCEO to me in a different light, beyond alagbo.
He is an incredibly brilliant man.
I'm reminded again, to consciously not judge some books by their covers - with the exception of Edo's Governor.
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This man caught his wife cheating, forgave her, and lost everything.
While I was in school, a man in his late 40s lived near us with his wife (late 30s) and their only child, a boy around 2 or 3 years old. Not long after I moved in, I learned he had caught her cheating with a jobless graduate in the compound. He forgave her, hoping to protect their home, especially after years of struggling to have a child.
Then he caught her cheating again. This time, he told her to leave. When he said the boy was staying with him, she dropped the bombshell: the child was not his.
He nearly collapsed but demanded a DNA test, praying she was lying. The results confirmed it. Further tests revealed he was impotent. The boy had never been his.
Until I left the compound, this man remained completely broken. At almost 50, he lost both his wife and the only child he had ever known.
Above all, love God.
Sir David Onyemaizu🦍@SirDavidBent
Tell us a sad story.
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For me, what I'll teach my kids is that being churchy should be the least important criterion in finding their spouse.
And no bloody pastor or seer can see better than me and my wife.
Religion has ruined many homes and made many people choose the wrong spouse.
End.
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Please invest in a tongue scraper.
The consequences of not having one - reflects in your breath, your sneezes and your coughs. 🙏
Your love language is early morning kisses - your partner is someone's child.
Invest in a tongue scraper.
INVEST 👏 IN 👏 A 👏 TONGUE 👏 SCRAPER.
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Chike is more likely to get more women crawling his DMs - for the same reason.
Sandra is more likely to be avoided by both men AND women - for the same reason.
The constant variable in these scenarios, women.
Brings me back to the convo of what/who ACTUALLY ENABLES patriarchy.
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The second unnecessary hot take I'm dropping on the Frank-Sandra-Chike polyculic trifecta.
Women have taken weeks to elevate Chike (cheated on his girlfriend with another man's wife) into godlike status,
While stripping their fellow woman of the same honor.
Interesting to see.
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I was just chatting with a divorced woman that I thought all along was married.
Today is the first time that I am chatting with her since she started following me in 2020.
Her ex-husband met her in 2014 and told her, "God said that you were his wife." They did not court and were under strict religious doctrines before their wedding.
They were married for 6 years, no kids.
The man suddenly started accusing her of cheating without any evidence and stopped providing for her.
She walked out of the marriage in 2020, and the family returned the bride price. The man remarried and now has two children.
She is still unmarried till date with no child and she's 36.
In 2024, she met a man that she dated for 9 months until June 2025.
It was her first time sleeping with another man since her divorce in 2020.
Unfortunately, the man turned out not to be someone serious with his life, so she broke up with him.
Recall that yesterday, I said women do not have scarcity of men, but they have scarcity of husbands?
That's exactly what she's experiencing now and still, no man in sight as we speak.
Her ex husband is remarried and now has children with another woman.
Infact, he remarried a year after their divorce.
I simply told her that religion ruined her and she agreed with me.
For you young women, I have told to stop advising you, but I haven't stopped.
And I am still doing so because I believe some of you may be able to listen to wise counsel.
Open your eyes very well before you say "I do". Because once you get married, your market value automatically is tied to that man and not to other men outside.
If you go and get married to an oloriburuku, an oloriburuku will be your husband.
And you must stay with that oloriburuku as long as he's not a threat to your life.
And even if he becomes a threat to your life and you decide to leave the marriage, it still will not make you immune from being tagged a divorcee.
And most men will prefer to marry a never married woman over you.
End.
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A woman entered a bus carrying a big birthday cake very carefully like it was a newborn baby.
Everybody in the bus was helping her protect the cake from shaking.
Even the conductor became unusually responsible.
Halfway through the journey, the driver suddenly hit a pothole.
The cake flew slightly.
The whole bus shouted together:
“AHHH!”
Complete strangers were holding the cake, holding the woman, holding themselves emotionally.
When she finally checked the cake and saw it was still standing, the entire bus celebrated like Nigeria had won the World Cup.
Honestly, for five minutes, that cake united more people than most group projects.
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A man entered a small bank branch looking very confident, wearing sunglasses even though the weather was cloudy.
He walked straight to the counter and said, “I want to withdraw everything in my account.”
The cashier checked the account and politely said, “Sir… your balance is ₦3,250.”
Silence.
The man slowly removed his sunglasses like he needed better emotional clarity.
Then he said, “Okay withdraw ₦3,000.”
The cashier blinked.
He quickly added, “I need to manage the remaining ₦250 like a CEO.”
Everyone in the bank tried very hard not to laugh.
As he was leaving, he turned back and said, “Next time, I will come with confidence again. Maybe money will recognize me.”
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I really like my area sha, Trasformer spoil like this lasan, people don fall out, we don call nepa officials, like 3 to 5 people go don contribute money even if na 50k, within 2 hours, dem don fix J and P, everybody don go back inside 💯
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"Anyone who isn't talking about the crisis in Nigeria is complicit with the oppressors" - Actress Yvonne Jegede.
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DISCLAIMER: NDC Disowns John Paul Anih
•Says he’s neither Enugu State Chairman, nor Represents Party
The attention of the National Working Committee (NWC) and entire leadership of the Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC) has been drawn to the nefarious activities of a certain John Paul Anih who is purporting to be the Enugu State Chairman of NDC, there by impersonating the authentic and legally recognised Enugu State Chairman, in the person of Engr. Ibuchukwu Obeta.
Apart from impersonating our state Chairman, the said Mr. John Paul Anih, we learnt also conducted a kangaroo state Congress where he allegedly installed himself as state chairman. He has also approached a court in Enugu, seeking to compel NDC to recognise him as our state Chairman for Enugu State.
Mr. John Paul Anih did not stop at that. While his case is yet to be heard, he went ahead to forge and reproduce copies of the NDC Expression of Interest Forms which he sold to unsuspecting prospects.
The NDC hereby warns unsuspecting members of the public that Mr. John Paul Anih does not represent the NDC in any category whatsoever, and whoever transacts any business with him on behalf of the NDC does so at his/her own risk.
Earlier today, we learnt that John Paul Anih has also seized the opportunity of the ongoing screening of aspirants by the party and set up what he called an aspirant screening Committee for Enugu State, which he is using to further defraud and extort some gullible politicians.
For the avoidance of doubt, the National leadership of the NDC has set up screening committees to screen aspirants for the state houses of assembly across the 36 states of the Federation. The three-man team for Enugu State comprises the following:
1. Hon. Sylvester O. Nwankwo – Chairman
2. Barr. Ifeanyi Emmanuel Agbom- Secretary
3. Ngene Helen Funmilola - Member
Any other person outside of the above mentioned, purporting to be a member of the Enugu State House of Assembly aspirants screening Committee is a fraud and should be treated as such.
We reiterate that John Paul Anih is a fraud, does not represent the NDC, and is not by any stretch of the imagination, the Enugu State Chairman of NDC.
Signed:
Osa Director Esq.
National Publicity Secretary,
Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC)
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