Victor Chilomo

@thoko_lifa @VinceChinyama It's never too late to invest bro

@VinceChinyama Is it too late to invest?

What if you invested MK1,000,000 in companies on the Malawi Stock Exchange 2 years ago, how much would that be as of 14th April 2026 Spoiler : Over 80% of the companies doubled investors money THREAD

@56mado0 @KaipaDripCentre It's probably a shhity clone😂😂

@KaipaDripCentre U cant crack netflix wtf

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@NoahKingJr Teaching or commiting suicide

Software Engineers, what’s your backup plan if Artificial Intelligence writes better code than you in 2 years?

@AirtelMalawiPlc Airtel Assist

Trivia time! 🔥 Where in MyAirtel App can you find answers to common data questions like "Why does my data disappear even when I'm not online?"👀 The first correct answers before 5pm today will win a weekly ChezaFaya 3.5GB+50Mins+115 SMS bundle. The first 50 people get to win!

@CeoKayange1 Opus 4.6 has been dumb lately try switching to Opus 4.5

I’m not sure if it’s just me but Claude is dumb these days

@NdineWachibwana @Lancee_Mw Eya

@VChilomo @Lancee_Mw 😂 serious?

ndugulisa spotify wo cracker, no ads or whatever, 2k only basi

@Lancee_Mw 😂😂😂

@VChilomo palibe za free pano😂

@AirtelMalawiPlc HD quality voice calls Using mobile data while on call

Airtel Trivia time! 🔥 Chezani lets you call any network - but VoLTE adds 2 more benefits 👀 What are they? Drop your answer in the comments. First 50 correct answers before 5PM win a weekly 3.5GB + 50 Mins + 115 SMS ChezaFaya bundle! #AirtelMalawi #Trivia

@TuoyoS26091 Even without AI, I can build it in 2 to 3 hours and also fuck you

@WittyLevi I wouldn't mind as long as she's paying for the bills

Imagine dating a girl who refuses to let you break up with her 😂💔

@thoniahilary Fuck you

CSS is harder than JavaScript. Change my mind.

@UfotUbon @TheNtilo VLC struggles to play H265/HEVC videos but pot player plays perfectly 🙂

If VLC cannot play it, nothing can play it.

@tobihawkeye @Priceless_MCI They're called post match penalties... meaning they happen after the game so they don't really count them as a win

@VChilomo @Priceless_MCI Penalties are part of the game no? Means we won the game on that day

Vincent Kompany is the first Bayern manager to win a game at the bernabeu in 25 years. Unreal

@tobihawkeye @Priceless_MCI Bayern did not... Madrid won the game 2-1 but lost in post match penalties

@Priceless_MCI We won in 2012 there get your facts right

@SakshiSugandhi Telegram has ads

> Telegram is a $30B company >1 billion users > 30 to 50 employees > No office. No HR. No managers. > No ads. No bloated nonsense. > Founder fled Russia with cops at his door > Got detained in France in 2024 > Still didn't sell out > Small team energy > Billion user impact > How is this even real > Built different.

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@TechByTaraa cURL

Genuine question: what’s your go to API testing tool in 2026 ?

@juiceboy_of_abj 404 views

Regular people see 404 Views What does backend developers see?😂

we just built git for video editing.