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wasn’t paying attention and accidentally put chicken stock in my coffee instead of oat milk 😠😤

I’m at the age now where people I know are having kids and naming them what’s been on my baby name list for years and it’s upsetting

sorry what was that? bob dylan was screaming in my ear

I’ve been gua shaing and I hope it shows

shazaming music at Marcos bar

What did I mean by this

it’s time to forget time

JAKAKSJSJJAJ NUEVO VIDEO FAVORITO

did everyone have solar eclipse glasses on hand? or like how did everyone just coincidentally have a pair? am i supposed to just have that

posting my success on LinkedIn just so people can tell me congrats

yall ever listen to easy by the commodores on a Sunday morning

i miss the risk of drinking my coffee out of a mug while driving to work

OPPENHEIMER

I done goofed it

If I got a pup I’d want to name him deacon

people who choose to go into the stall next to you when all the rest are open also should be sent to prison

people who take phone calls in public restrooms on the toilet should be sent to prison

my mom doesn’t respond to my texts when it matters most, like needing the Netflix confirmation code