Victoria Roberts MUA

I am so angry at this government but I’ve been angry for 12 years. It’s exhausting. Corrupt, lying twats who give their rich friends more money whilst telling us regular working folk it’s our fault as we don’t work hard enough & they will cut services, wages, NHS more. Fuck off!

@YodelOnline the live chat isn’t responding. I’ve had 2 parcels in a week go missing, no one is speaking to me. I’m so angry!

Oh fuck…they weren’t kidding about One Day, were they? Those folks who said watch it on your own cos you’ll ugly cry. Actual snotty, heaving, gasping ugly crying actually. #onedaynetflix

This! The second episode was horrific, the way the attitude and sympathies of the investigating officers were completely different from the first episode with white complainants. I feel physically sick.

This! I feel sick especially after the second episode.

@Ginger_Tucci My ex husband did this - a group of them used to take a roll of Lino to Sheffield high street and break dance!

Oh this gets better/worse. Apparently his wee group breakdanced. And CARRIED ABOUT BITS OF LINO? Am I on fucking glue.

I’ve come back just to tweet one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life; apparently at one stage of Neil’ life he was in a “gang” - bad enough, right? But apparently their uniform were kickers boots, red Farahs & a green flight jacket.

@Niki44 2….

@BeverleyIngrid Maple never misses a chance to drape herself over something with all four paws in the air!

@VRobertsMUA Similar ☺️

Current view 🤣

@girl_tinder Men just need to do better ffs!

Men are strange beasts. Ginger(ish) Plumber sent me the loveliest voice note on Sat saying he’d had a lovely night & would like to see me again, if I was interested. I replied saying yes, but as he had kids, it might be easier for him to suggest some dates. Not a peep since.

@JoolzDenby Ditto smear tests.

All I can say is if men had an equivalent procedure to mammograms where their testicles were squeezed flat in a machine they’d have invented a better way to do it in a drop second.

@supertanskiii I loved it.

Saltburn, holy fuck. That was a bit much, even for me and I usually really enjoy watching Tories suffer.

@supertanskiii 🤢

Easy, Noncey Sinatra. Paul Byrne here felt that he had the right to sexually harass me in my comments. So I thought I’d utilise my right to share what he had to say with my 218k followers and show you what women routinely face from men online.

I’ve just watched Cyrano on Iplayer. Fucking Hell that was depressing! I mean it was really good but what a depressing ending! Seize the day my friends, don’t leave it too late 💔

@vikingphotoyork Nope… I don’t get it either!

Can someone please explain how The Masked Singer keeps getting recommissioned? Am I missing something?

@LucyENichol The not being able to dual phone numbers/mobiles not working etc is a very frequent one for me!

What’s your most persistent anxiety dream? I’ve had teeth falling out, being naked in shopping centres, not being able to dial numbers and where to bury dead bodies…. But by far my most persistent one is being on stage without any rehearsals or performance skills whatsoever.

@TheFogg I think it’s great! But hey…. We all have opinions 😜

@VRobertsMUA - in other news, I thought it was a great film. Thought-provoking and puzzling. Everyone else I've encountered seems to be going "well, that's 2hrs of my life I'll never get back."

If you’ve not watched Leave The World Behind Yet… then I respectfully request you do. Especially if you drive a Tesla 😱🤣 #LeaveTheWorldBehind

Y’all still driving Teslas? That’s crazy. 🫣 #LeaveTheWorldBehind

“I’ve chased the squirrels, carried a big stick for 10 minutes and managed to absorb a ton of mud into my nice warm shaggy coat. Time for breakfast yet?”

@DrHeidiNicholl Hi I’m a pro MUA 😜 and I think the colour looks nice however a truer red would look amazing on you e.g. the shade Velvet Ribbon by @Lisa_Eldridge … just my opinion obvs x

I bought myself a red lippy for Christmas. Partner hates it. I can't decide if he's right or wrong.