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@VStarchaser

London, England Katılım Mayıs 2009
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These A.I Stories are getting out of hand man 🤣🤣
Simons@Simon_Ingari

Manager: We need to terminate Simon immediately. HR Manager: Wow, that’s serious. What happened? Manager: I discovered he is using a mouse mover. HR Manager: A mouse mover? Manager: Yes, it keeps his status “available” when he’s not at his computer working. HR Manager: Okay. Is his work getting done? Manager: Oh yeah, but that’s not the point. HR Manager: Is he meeting deadlines? Manager: Yes. HR Manager: Any performance concerns? Manager: No. HR Manager: So what exactly is the issue? Manager: His status is available when he’s not actively at his desk working. HR Manager: How do you know he’s not working when his status is available? Manager: I messaged him one day last week when he was active, and it took him 35 minutes to reply. HR Manager: Okay, that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s using a mouse mover. He could have been working on something else and not seen the message. Manager: Well, after that incident, I asked IT to look into it, and they confirmed he’s using one. Now I track his status throughout the day, and he’s always available. HR Manager: You track his status all day? Manager: Yes, I check it every 10 to 15 minutes. HR Manager: But his work is getting done? Manager: Yes, but the mouse mover is dishonest. HR Manager: And monitoring an employee’s status all day is what exactly? Manager: Good management. HR Manager: Let me get this straight. He completes his work, he meets deadlines, and your problem is that he’s using a mouse mover? Manager: Yes. HR Manager: I don’t think the issue here is the mouse mover. I think the issue here is the mouse watcher. (The manager walks out of the HR office disappointed.)

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Old Media@oldmedia·
3 Ninjas (1992)
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Chat GPT is your yes man not your therapist ..
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joseph
joseph@jojoldn·
using the union jack as a motif ain’t it man. reheating cool britannia when the country is lurching towards the right just ain’t it.
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Libriscent@libriscent·
THEY DON'T REALIZE THEY DID YOU WRONG BECAUSE THEY'RE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO NORMALIZE THEIR TOXIC BEHAVIOR!
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Bethel
Bethel@Bethelofenugu·
It’s manipulative how people label your anger as the real you, like your joy and kindness were an act. Emotions are all part of you. Being upset doesn’t expose a “true color,” it shows you’re human.
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Lwammie@AladyPL·
The security guard and the cleaner at your workplace are your colleagues.
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❤️‍🔥@witnessborne·
I guess what I've learned is you have to be more afraid of wasting your life than of embarrassing yourself
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P🤍@PennyLDN·
@VStarchaser Idk I'm clearly not locked in enough and I don't think I ever will be 😂
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oracle 𝟙𝟛🐺@StormEllimac·
parents like THIS who speak lies and religious psychosis over their children is exactly why we keep seeing tweets like “so now everyone is autistic/neurodivergent???” so many people had parents who didn’t want to “accept a label” so now you’re in your 20s and 30s getting your own late diagnosis.
keeno ✧@ayekeeno

Chrisean Rock claims her son, Chrisean Jr., DOES NOT have a disability, saying that just because a doctor says he does doesn’t make it true 😲👀 “If a doctor speaks about your kid you shouldn’t accept it… I can’t wait till my son start walking and talking”

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dj tony tone@mistamonotone·
Your lyrics ain't deep enough for the concept, big dog. Your pen is a crayon. That snippet is disgusting. Stick to the rivers & the lakes that you used to.
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BASEDANDBOUGIE@basedandbougie·
🚨BREAKING! Several black Women’s bodies have been found dead in waterways, rivers and canals. With each of their deaths not being treated as suspicious and having no third-party involvement. But instead ruled as accidental and suicidal. Sadiq Kants London is no longer safe for women!! Ladies please remain vigilant‼️
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Thelonious@KingThelonious·
Engineer should’ve deleted that song.
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