Kavycks
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@mrmovedathand dude if this is real it's insane and if it's trolling it's the best trolling I've ever seen in my life
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@StreamzHQ Are you fucking serious "touched her inappropriately" you pathetic actual loser
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In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.
I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.
Nothing fell.
The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.
This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.
If it falls, they told me, you get it free.
I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.
The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.
The flip is not a trick.
It is a vow.
In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.
Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.
He did not lie.
He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.
I tipped him everything in my pocket.
He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.
I told him it was not just a Blizzard.
I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.
So I bowed instead.
He said, "You too, man."
That answered nothing I had said.
It answered everything I had felt.
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@Asap_suky @yoxics @ilikehaskel he went from a tiktoker to 8k viewers on twitch for doing this bullshi he's making the most out of it honestly
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Haskell becomes the first person to be EXPELLED from Streamer University after being caught making a diss track on Kai Cenat 😭
@ilikehaskel
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@stillWoski @DailyLoud right because i forgot it's 1956 and women aren't allowed to work
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@DailyLoud I'm sorry this must be a joke or something, $13 could barely feed that child for 2 days
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@prem_thakker "completely edradicating mosquitos" nah idc I'm sold spend $10B of tax money on ts please
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Oh nice I’m sure this won’t have any unintended consequences
Alex Toussaint@alextoussss
Extremely excited to announce our first air-to-air kill of a flying moth by an autonomous micro-drone. This is a big step towards completely eradicating mosquitoes.
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@Askboutkriptic @Rap fuck no he didn't he threw away his entire style and just became Future his verses were insanely disappointing
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@RioMickster @MickyJnr__ if you genuinely believe this and aren't trolling you are one dumb ass motherfucker
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🔴 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆:
The American police officer who allegedly attempted to assault Egypt head coach Hossam Hassan at the team’s hotel in Dallas has been removed from the premises following the intervention of the Egyptian Consulate.
The incident occurred ahead of Egypt’s FIFA World Cup Round of 32 clash against Australia.
#WorldCupwithMicky
#FIFAWorldCup
#Egypt

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@SuiParabellum this is actually mythical i fucking love steam this is hilarious 😭😭
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