The Rani

@CheerForBee What's so confusing? Wrestling is serious and friends are for suckers. Don't forget your cheery attitude cost me a match last week too! Stay out of my way! Oh and good luck against @VWERedNightmare tonight... I'll be watching. #VWEPrimetime @vwewrestling #SecondLife

@VWEKittie @TheBansheeVWE May have been #1 contender??? I AM the #1 contender and I demand my title match I was supposed to have. But then, being a weak spoiled american fool, you're probably afraid to face me, seeing how badly you last match with The Rani ended for you.

@VWERani You may have been #1 contender but I was the one who pinned @TheBansheeVWE Friday night. Where were you? Oh yeah..........suspended. That kind of changes things. Doesn't it sweetheart?

Last Friday I found incompetent stooge Falcon had arranged a match for the World Women's Title of those I'd already beaten (including @VWEKittie), even though I'd already won the 4-way to be the #1 contender. I arrived in time to object, but more stooges said I was suspended.

AGAIN the VWE incompetent fool FalconTheBestGM is keeping me out of the arena tonight. I swear I'll set fire to @vwewrestling and @VWEKittie if I am not allowed in to make my demands tonight! #Primetime #Secondlife

The Rani will not stand for this american conspiracy and their false champion @VWEKittie, and neither will my billions of Indian fans. The Rani will address this on #PrimeTime tonight @vwewrestling 6PM SL time.

Last week #YourRani was honored to fight against @VWEKittie , @VWEVCut and @LibsHeartshock to be #1 contender. I won, but what did I get myself into? I must find strength and karma to overcome the evil Banshee. See you tomorrow night #WVEEdge @vwewrestling #SecondLife

@VWEJohnny Train and meditate Maha-Johnny.

Tonight on @vwewrestling #VWEEdge, The Rani will take back her #RadianceChampionship from @LyraPhoenixVWE . All are invited to come see The Rani take down said Bird. @VWEVCut was run over this past Monday on PrimeTime by the #BollywoodExpress and will not attend.

The Rani wishes all happy Diwali (Hindu festival of lights), as she breaks from celebration to team with @VWEVCut on @VWEwrestling #PrimeTime. The Rani says to take care with Diwali fireworks, except if you're near @LyraPhoenixVWE. The Rani likes her bird extra crispy. Namaste.

The #RadianceTitle will come to The Rani, it is as certain as The Cows moo. Don't miss the #TripleThreat as The Rani does battle with @LyraPhoenixVWE and @CheerForBee at #VWEOldSchool tonight! @vwewrestling

Only a few hours left before @CheerForBee relinquishes her #RadianceTitle to The Rani, and @LyraPhoenixVWE burns herself to ashes. Maybe the Bird will come back in her next life as a cow? Nope. #VWEOldSchool @vwewrestling

The Rani draws extra karma from one of the free-roaming cows of Empire City. The Cow tells The Rani victory will be hers, but show some mercy to her opponents @LyraPhoenixVWE and @CheerForBee today at #VWEOldSchool #RadianceTitle @vwewrestling

The Rani breathes deep as she knows a 4th VWE #RadianceTitle is coming to her at #VWEOldSchool. @CheerForBee and @LyraPhoenixVWE do not have a chance. @vwewrestling

The Rani feels #BadKarma for @LyraPhoenixVWE and @CheerForBee as she meditates. #WVEOldSchool @vwewrestling

It's the eve of the #WVEOldSchool supercard show, and The Rani prepares for her match against @CheerForBee and @LyraPhoenixVWE for the VWE #RadianceTitle Namaste... @vwewrestling

Tabdoori Phoenix (contd) Skin and gut bird Put bird parts in pot, marinade for 6 hours Cook bird Serve with rice to lots of very, very, very hungry guests @LyraPhoenixVWE @CheerForBee #VWEEdge @vwewrestling

-cont'd- Directions: Prepare spices marinade water in big pot Tenderize brid with many, many, many strikes Twist off legs with Bengali Lock and arms with Ambala Armbar Make bird tap out @LyraPhoenixVWE @CheerForBee #VWEEdge @vwewrestling

-contd- 30 2-inch pieces ginger, roughly chopped 2-1/2 cups tomato paste 1-1/4 cups ground coriander 1 cup ground cumin 1-1/2 cups hot paprika 1-1/4 cups chopped fresh cilantro 1 Huge Phoenix bird -cont'd- @LyraPhoenixVWE @CheerForBee #VWEEdge @vwewrestling

Recipe - Tandoori Phoenix... Ingredients: Juice of 30 lemons Kosher salt (lots) 15 cups plain yogurt 3 cups vegetable oil 15 small red onions, roughly chopped 90 cloves garlic, smashed -cont'd- @LyraPhoenixVWE @CheerForBee #VWEEdge @vwewrestling

@VWEJohnny Check the bug fix list. Also, they did fix a bug that affected me that wasn't even on the list (show original from favorites with a huge inventory)