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strawberry shortcake, you’re next on the agenda.

Couldn’t have asked for a better tag team partner with me out there!

Not bad for an inferior mentee, right?

A little competition.

I got a lot going on so I'm just telling you now, if I lose to Chelsea I'm leaving this mortal plane and taking everyone with me.

I didn’t need the help. I had this well under control.

yeah, i'm really good.

Here I am, being generous enough to offer you a chance to face Valkyrie's hottest, newest, bestest, rising star. And you attack me? I hope the moment was worth it.

Roxie is just the absolute worst, eh? 🫠

I’m not really a prospect anyway, would have been very selfish of me to win the whole thing.

Yeah you a prizefighter, Mira. We could talk to death about the fight purse, the split, the win bonus, Big Jo’s manager getting his taste, taxes—instead Big Jo will say something childish and then some shit about the Moon Mother. —Neener neener bitch. Joey on your 6, Rebecca.

oh montréal, tu es tellement adorable! just the sweetesttttt. i wasn't gonna sit by and watch chuck take those lashin' on her own, no way. those girls? mean as they are, they're gonna have to learn how to love!

If you're going to run your mouths, better have your heads on a swivel when the shooting starts. First unforced error the girls made. Won't be the last. Two time champs. Call it the Queen's Gambit.

You saved me from having to deal with Mira Coburn, I hate a repeat, but that's where this little return tour comes to an end. Don't bore me too much with your threats of taking my all-mother title, because it's not going to happen.

La violencia no tiene tanto sabor en el fracaso. This is not the end. I can't be deterred. You all have what I need. And sooner or later, I (will) have it. Adórame.

Hahaha. Stepping into the finals like it wasn't already a given.