𝚟𝚊𝚐𝚞𝚎.

starting to realize that being a permanently horny on main anime girl is actually a “toxic personality trait”

メリクリ三白眼褐色太眉爆乳ヤンキーお姉さん⛄🎄✨

@PainOKCFan2 no

merry christmas everyone! 🎁🎄as a special gift, if you follow me and like this tweet i will follow you back (today only, exclusions apply, not available in all states/countries/universes)

eggnog came for my life last night but i lived, bitch

@BadMedicalTakes yeah just fuck my bones back into place.

@inkuusan worth it.

jus found out i got no presents for christmas bc i spent the whole year being a fucking hater 😔

lmao at people retweeting this being like “so true bestie” not realizing this is LITERALLY me

it’s eggnog week, boys

i started watching romantic killer on Netflix and it’s so jarring seeing myself on tv

my new followers when they accidentally click on my likes tab

@Chairhair_ holy crap just saw these. glad you’re ok!!

I am finally out of the hospital and I’m feeling a lot better. Hopefully my last post about this stuff since I’m feeling better and I’m finally able to read again

@dril so true. they usually don’t even have to try.

just saw a video of a dog trying to eat a condom and cried . Every thing is so fucked. This has never happened before

ok NOW it’s a happy birthday

thanks so much to @vitiosis for commissioning this fanart from @powtaytow3333 it’s so cute!! 🥹💕

times up. hand em over

Commission

my mom’s giving me the annual play-by-play about how i fell out of her

A cold day with her~ ❄️

@PainOKCFan2 prude

why hasn’t anyone done elf on the shelf parodies with big titty fantasy elves