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@SomPundit Somali navy inavaanga mashuka?

Somali 🇸🇴 Navy have intercepted an illegal Chinese fishing vessel.

@ItsMutai Jaba stories

What is this now? Surely

@KijanayaKabras Why is he fighting the guy???

A cop found his wife cheating when he returned home after a long time away from work.

@AokoOtieno_ @CopShakurkihara Come I teach you algebra madam boss

Most 16 year olds in this GMO era look 25 I had my first orgasm with my Math teacher Mr. Ndiege, from Nyatike I was above average in every subject, except Math Dad decided to pay for tuition. Saa 2 mbili usiku tuko learning Algebra One thing led to the other. That man taught me pleasure Anatoa ulimi kwa tirry, straight to asshole while serving eye contact My urethra betrayed me, hiyo time una squirt, he enters Unasahau your name, let alone the X minus 2 equals 16 I ended up with a B, I was A material 🤨 Well, it was statutory rape, 5 years would suffice TSC fired him instead Why jail the man when it's consensual

60%of men who are in Kenya prisons their offense is Defilement. Hii ni miaka 25 ndani. Before you approach a girl make sure ako na Kipande

@Goddie_Ke Boyshaod hukapitia uku nje!

Murang’a localman attempting 80 hour tree hugging record finds himself alone with no one to cheer him on

@Pulse_Reels Fire is fire

James Irungu from Muranga county is attempting to hug a tree for 80 hrs breaking Truphena Muthoni's 72 hrs

@ntvkenya Ona malaya

Governor Nassir backs death penalty for drug traffickers, calls for muguka ban. #NewsFixNTV

@anne_odida Huwezi sema ni wajinga Kwa tv!

Riggy G said eti wajaluo wanapenda nice things ndio maana wanaambiwa mambo za Singapore wanafraia 😭.

@kilonzoNice We came in this world to enjoy not to work to death!

Unpopular opinion: kenya needs stricter drinking hours. All bars and clubs should be mandated to close by 3 Am nationwide. We need to prioritise productivity and public health over 24/7 partying, Whose with me on this ? #nacada #alcoholpolicy

@KijanayaKabras @DCI_Kenya

This young man openly showcased to the public that he’s dating a schoolgirl; he said that he found the girl beautiful and didn’t hesitate to grab that opportunity. DCI should come to the rescue of that schoolgirl.

@DCI_Kenya Jamaa ameona Venezuela

DCI DECLARES WAR ON DRUGS AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE The Director of Criminal Investigations (DCI) Mohamed I. Amin has pledged full commitment to combating drug and substance abuse, urging stronger community-police partnerships and warning that officers complicit in illicit networks will face severe consequences. Wrapping up a security assessment tour in Marsabit County, Mr. Amin emphasized the urgent need for collective action to protect communities, particularly the youth, from the devastating effects of alcohol and drug abuse. He described the issue as a profound threat to national development and security, echoing President William Ruto’s New Year’s Eve address in which His Excellency declared drug and substance abuse a national emergency. During the tour, the DCI Director visited several police stations, assessed operational readiness, and engaged directly with officers and local residents to boost morale and foster collaboration. He commended officers for their dedication while stressing the importance of community support in identifying and dismantling drug networks. Mr. Amin directed police commanders nationwide to take decisive action against sellers, traffickers, and distributors of illicit drugs. He highlighted the government’s plans to significantly enhance the capacity of the DCI Anti-Narcotics Unit with advanced tools, intelligence capabilities, and forensic resources to more effectively tackle the menace. In a firm message, the Director warned that any law enforcement officers or public officials found protecting or enabling drug networks will be held fully accountable, underscoring that no one is above the law in this critical fight. The DCI’s renewed resolve signals a comprehensive and uncompromising approach to eradicating drug and substance abuse, with a clear call for unity between security agencies and the public to safeguard the nation’s future.

@max21e8 Why are you being antiseptic!

i just realized why it's called jewelry

@DailyIranNews This is kinda sus,I have to say

BREAKING: The UAE has cancelled all night flights to Iran.

@RuthAmbogo Ata matiti unaonyesha women?

Hi again, Shida yenu inakuwanga kudhani you know ball. Women apply make up for fun. Not for men.

@KenyanSays And yet they still go back to those places 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Fifteen Kenyan women have been locked inside a house in Oman and are pleading with the Kenyan government to rescue and repatriate them. They say they have spend 3 days in the cell without food!

@MattWallace888 @grok verify 😂😂😂😂😂

All have an IQ over 130. All have wives and kids at home. All train vigorously. All have a pain tolerance higher than that of the average two men globally combined. All have honor and integrity. All know how to make the exact right move at the exact right time. All could win a fight against almost anyone 1 on 1. When everything is on the line, there is no better team on earth to call in!

@KijanayaKabras Start with the ones in your cabinet!!!

“We’re going to change the law, and anyone involved in drug trafficking will be hanged,” - William Ruto

@lynn_ngugi1 Why do you think he displays Israeli flags everywhere?

A mighty Prophet, a drug dealer, and Mossad✌️🚶🏾‍♀️Man, you can’t make this shit up🙌🏽

@AntoineGomis16 @BashirHashiysf He was shot and died during surgery 🥴🥴🥴

@Vaitemain @BashirHashiysf He died by heart attack.. he wasn't killed

History: US Delta Force special forces captured Venezuelan President Maduro in about 5 hours but failed to capture General Mohamed Farah Aideed in Mogadishu 32 years ago. #Somalia

@Lee_ming_sun @BaraxowRage @BashirHashiysf

@Vaitemain @BaraxowRage @BashirHashiysf British killed over 100k innocent Kenyans during struggle for independence. Stop embarrasimg yourself. read