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@ValLohrm

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NJ • she/her Katılım Kasım 2011
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idk if it’s my lexapro or how much I hate AI or what but all I wanna do lately is be alone in nature
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december 31 is basically january 0th
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i tried on some eyeliner at ulta yesterday and i have scrubbed with makeup remover, washed my hands so many times, showered, IT WON’T COME OFF
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it is 8pril
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@oldhagposting yes 😭 but i did get to try apple-flavored coke which was kinda cool
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Obsessed with this closed store at the mall
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walking out of work and following a burger smell into a bar where i order a kid’s cheeseburger and a water
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trust me i actually know everything i just can’t form a coherent sentence
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Semen can affect a woman's ph. Forty-nine drops of blood is equal to one drop of semen. Climaxing inside of a woman too much will change her ph. It doesn't matter how clean the male's diet is. When you leave semen in a condom for 48 hours it starts to look like blood. This happens inside a woman's womb, and it starts to rot. This causes infection in the womb and begins smelling. Most men aren't taught this. Men can also have toxic/acidic semen. It takes one time for this man to climax inside of a woman's womb and her ph will be thrown off for months.
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owen cyclops@owenbroadcast·
i knew a girl that grew up in manhattan that could only fall asleep watching seinfeld. fascinating. like a woman from the amazon who had to fall asleep listening to the ambient sounds of her own jungle: bird calls, frogs, and so on.
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@violet_octopi omg go to a physical therapist that does dry needling. literally doesn’t hurt (just feels weird) and it helps sooo much. my shoulder muscle knots are diabolical. it helped my motion sickness too which i don’t understand but accept.
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⚔ twitchy lesbian boy ⚔@violet_octopi·
I got a deep tissue massage as a gift yesterday and the therapist spent all 90 minutes on my shoulders and said my shoulder knots were so bad they felt like foreign objects in my body 🥲
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november
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october
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why is @Truist holding me hostage i just want to close my dumb account. let me go, babe
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september was a quadruple-decker vampire weekend sandwich with jeff rosenstock bread and a side of hurt shoulder
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august
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july
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