Valareevee 🐋

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@dimenotept2 WW? what, Woodrow Wilson?

Oh my god bruhh😭

@CamomilaXD GOOD MORNING!

i hope this gets viral enough so i can start a new ship between uncle grandpa and omni man this would be the biggest achievement of my whole life

@evilburger_ 🩷🤍

i think i need to talk tuah therapist

watching sesame street and can’t stop thinking about just how big that bird is

@Zenayonaise2 oh ok, i won’t next time

Don’t jiggle my balls and tell ME there’s an earthquake buddy.

@Zenayonaise2 this is the way i had to find out?!?

@Valareevee I will FUCK you

ehrm... awkward turtle?

@incarnatedswag Arguably

@Valareevee is this real

Know your limits. Pushing yourself is great. Having goals and trying for them is amazing. But overworking yourself to achieve them isn’t. Be patient with yourself. Show yourself kindness. Workout if you want to. Diet if you want to. Go for that promotion. But don’t kill yourself-

@Valareevee hAIhiaihiahihaihai :3

Hi

@Zenayonaise2 @incarnatedswag Mission Accepted!

@Valareevee @incarnatedswag …..

Dudes be like “you are perfect and i want to spend the rest of my life with you” and block you in the same breath

@IzOutside doodoo owners be like: i am very smart!

Doodle owners be like I want my pet to have human eyes

i cant even afford to snort gas anymore i gotta move to meth ;-;

@IzOutside your son is toxic and you need to distance yourself from him.

My 4 year old son just traumadumped to me

@fluttgirzhy :3

nepeta is being made YAY!